Bauch is an adjective derived form the word debauchery. It is best used to describe a person, place, or thing that bet exemplifies being awesome, drunk, high, fun, delic, raunchy, or otherwise bad from the viewoint of mainstream conservative society. Bauch is usally associated with alcoholism, womanizing, sexism, destructiveness, poor judgement, and a total disregard for ones own or other's well being. Basically everythign choice. bauch originated in small town ohio at oberlin college.
Example One: See Jonny Run. See Jonny Run up to a prostitute and stab her for fun. See Jonny keeping it bauch.
Example Two: Yo, Aaron banged 10 chicks at once even though he knew he had Hep C. Wow, Aaron is bauch.
Example Two: Yo, Aaron banged 10 chicks at once even though he knew he had Hep C. Wow, Aaron is bauch.
by Jimmy Fingers December 17, 2004
Get the bauch mug.The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence and opulent depravity.
'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'
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He wasn't a player at all. Within a short period of time she was completely addticted to his type of love. He was a genuine Baruch.
by Stefagna February 9, 2010
Get the Baruch mug.Baruch College is one of the schools within the City University of New York. It is the most ethnically diverse college in the United States (according to U.S. News & World Report). Although its student body includes a small percentage of nerds of all ethnic groups, the increasing majority of students comprises extremely lazy, smart-ass thugs from the former U.S.S.R. The female counterpart of this group includes snotty, but overachieving women who are obsessed about their clothing and their GPAs. Other more deserving minorities are decidedly in the minority, and are currently being pushed to the back of the educational bus. There are many leather coats, Kiev Dynamo shirts, overly-worked fingernails, 5" spiked heels, etc. throughout the campus adding to the generally slimey atmosphere.
by Sasha December 7, 2004
Get the Baruch College mug.Adjective used to describe a person who is acting stupid or is lacking common sense. Also a slang used to describe a person who is speaking nonsense. The word is often used by people native to the Gujarati and Hindi languages.
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