Backside beans

Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.

"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."

by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

backstabber

A person who pretends to be a friend, but then betrays you

Trust No one!! life's full of backstabers

by AC December 3, 2003

Butter my backside and call me biscuit

Something white people say when they are suprised by something

Joe: Bro I got accepted into my dream college
John: well butter my backside and call me biscuit

by Donald_nut August 6, 2018

Backseat Gaming

watching someone play a game, remarking on every move (positive or negative). (happens when multiple people share a computer)

boy 1 - boy 2 stop backseat gaming
boy 2 - u play like shit...im helping
boy 1 - cool.

by dj seagall April 21, 2006

Backseat Gamer

1 adj. One who watches you play any video game, and tells you what to do while playing. When you lose they often blame it on you and call you a noob or mock you.

Lewis: Left, left, go left! keep your crosshairs up, crouch, crouch DAMNIT CROUCH

*Evan gets killed*

Evan: Guy... what the fuck? Lewis you're such a backseat gamer.

by Atlec November 9, 2005

Backstabber

A slimy, jealous, no-life having, dirty, blood-sucking, despicable, smile in your face, a**hole of a soulless person.

That backstabber slept with my boyfriend

by Dea Shay December 13, 2010

backstabbing bitch

a bitch who asks to know a something about someone, swears she wont tell the person, and then proceeds to tell

Sarah B. Jones in TX is a backstabbing bitch.

by bobby wally November 1, 2007