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muffin buffin' bookshelf

A series of mental images a girl will use to pleasure herself in the shower. This can be compared to the masculine term: Spank Bank.
Girl 1: "Oh damn girl did you see Robert Downy Jr. in Iron man?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm putting that on my muffin buffin' bookshelf "
by BertGregor June 12, 2008
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BookShelf

Sexual act where someone takes it orally and anally/vaginally at the same time. When 2 people bookend someone, they are bookshelfing or have bookshelved them.
"Were gonna go bookshelf this girl!" "Oh man me and Phil Bookshelved this slut last night!" "So, when are you gonna let me and my boy bookshelf ya?" "I walked in on my mom being bookshelved by my best friend and my dad!"
by BodyDropper August 21, 2008
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Bookshelf Babe

A hot/attractive women you see, that you do you want have sex with, but cannot, since you already have a girlfriend and you are not scum enough to cheat on her. She is basically like a book that you don't read, that sits on the book shelf collecting dust.
Janice worked in the office right next to me, she was so beautiful that I often daydreamed about her in the middle of work, however I already have a girlfriend and don't want to risk an office romance either, she'll always be that bookshelf babe to me.
by StankJuice1231 September 27, 2015
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Bookshelf ass titties

A chick with ample titties that you could literally stack books on
by Dude who knows bookshelves November 3, 2019
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backshafter

Fuck off me u backshafter!!!!!
by Dave Hill June 4, 2003
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Bookshelf

Code name underaged drinkers use for getting blackout drunk in a friends room, a bookshelf may or may not fall on someone.
Bookshelf tonight in Monica's room, should we get popov or Smirnoff?

Bookshelf was intense last night, we had to stick a toothbrush down someone's throat to make her barf up the Bacardi 151.
by AmoneyNdaHouse March 12, 2017
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Bunkshelf

Ostensibly, a means of storage provided for the occupier of a bunk bed. A handy exclamation, a placeholder term for an item unworthy of interest, or (as the full bunkshelf) an expression of completeness.
Derek: I'll have a pint and a packet of scampie fries.
Barman: A pint of what?
Derek: Bunkshelf!

Binky: These lecture notes are a load of old bunkshelf.
Boo: Owned.

Instead of doing the full monty at his wife's birthday party, Butterworth decided to present the full bunkshelf.
by rentitude January 16, 2020
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