a triple whopper eater, known for bulbous muscles and high presssure intimidation due to steroid overdose, when not making children cry and eating babies he is flying the world blocking hotmail and other websites with his super sonicwall abilities, his only known predator is Chuck Norris,he is also known for yellign at cockey asshoels for resisting his ultimate rulings, in my opinion

i watched Baby Eater Baker take a bite out of someones skull and then procede to ejaculate on his corpes out of ecxcitement all while blocking websites

Baby Eater Baker by left unlisted for protection from the baby eater January 13, 2006

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Baby eaters

A race of people that are so poor they have to eat their own babies, if they dont have a pregnant women they will try to steal the next door neighbours babies and for this reason they are always at war with their next door neighbours

Grealis: i have no money, i need food

Hayden:You can eat one of my babies just a minute

*Hayden has a baby*

Hayden:here you go

*Bram steals the baby thinking its a wheelchair*

Grealis: dam i really wanted that if it wasnt for the cripplazi
thanks hayden dempster

hayden:dont worry i no your a member of the baby eaters tribe

Baby eaters by harrrissson robberrrts June 30, 2009

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babygater

Babygater: someone who believes that Louis Tomlinson isn't a dad

X: Sarah denies that Louis is a dad, she's a babygater.

babygater by ch3riec March 5, 2021

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babygater

A person who believes in babygate

Girl 1. Ugh you’re such a babygater go read a master post

Girl2. At least I’m not Delusional

babygater by Cody harper November 22, 2020

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