US Corporations are emerging as the new religion of the 21st century. Bow before the alter of finance, power, greed and corruption - where monetary policy replaces prayer, and redemption arrives only when Wall Street results exceed analysts' expectations.
CFO: "If we can successfully promote 3,800 full time staff to the Adaptive-NS contract position of consultant resource specialist before the end of the year, we should easily beat the street, and I have every expectation this will be reflected in the common stock - well before the "B" Options expiration's date."
CEO: "That means a bonus equivalent of almost 25 million before the end of the year? Am I correct?"
CFO: "Yes sir. Indeed, you are correct."
CEO: "Well then, let's get those staff "promotions" completed before the holidays. Can you do that?"
CFO: "Yes sir. I already have a meeting scheduled with HR."
CEO: "Gold Bless America!"
CEO: "That means a bonus equivalent of almost 25 million before the end of the year? Am I correct?"
CFO: "Yes sir. Indeed, you are correct."
CEO: "Well then, let's get those staff "promotions" completed before the holidays. Can you do that?"
CFO: "Yes sir. I already have a meeting scheduled with HR."
CEO: "Gold Bless America!"
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This is the state reached when the most possible fun is being had ever.
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Alerium can only be achieved in a group who, through the power of connection and wit, have broken the boundaries of normal conversation and have ascended to a higher level of mutual understanding and humour.
It is accompanied with uncontrollable laughter, massive delight and an overwhelming pride in brain and human capacity.
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Most people will never achieve alerium, or even see people reaching it. It is very rare and the steps to reaching it cannot be taught or fully explained.
It will most likely be used in a sentence as such:
This is the state reached when the most possible fun is being had ever.
The kind of people who reach this state would never actually use this word in a sentence. They are too busy having a good time to consider objectively what state they are in.
Alerium can only be achieved in a group who, through the power of connection and wit, have broken the boundaries of normal conversation and have ascended to a higher level of mutual understanding and humour.
It is accompanied with uncontrollable laughter, massive delight and an overwhelming pride in brain and human capacity.
It is the very highest form of achievable non-sexual human fun. Only ever seen at parties which are so good that vibesy has been put in the naughty corner. (See vibesy).
Most people will never achieve alerium, or even see people reaching it. It is very rare and the steps to reaching it cannot be taught or fully explained.
It will most likely be used in a sentence as such:
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