The debilitating condition of being too awesome to relate socially, athletically, linguistically, or politically with normal people. One suffering awesomism would be considered "awesomistic."
Jim: Can't you people see? If you eschew college for a job working at a record store, you'll never be able to sustain a family.
John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)
Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?
Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?
Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.
John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)
Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?
Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?
Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.
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Someone who doesn’t know how to swim who thinks that they are so awesome and praise themselves so highly that they believe that they themselves are god, they try to walk on water and drown due to the fact that they cannot swim.
Father at the funeral: “how did my son die?”
The friend: “you see he was into awesomism, so he believed that he could walk on water.”
Father: “but he couldn’t.”
The friend: “I know, but he thought he could.”
Father: “what idiot came up with that word awesomism anyways?”
The friend: “your son before he died.”
The friend: “you see he was into awesomism, so he believed that he could walk on water.”
Father: “but he couldn’t.”
The friend: “I know, but he thought he could.”
Father: “what idiot came up with that word awesomism anyways?”
The friend: “your son before he died.”
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Get the Assmosis mug.Awesomosity is the measure or level of awesome within a person, place, thing, thought, or idea. Awesomosity is measured in Internets, which is the standard-system unit. Although the metric system does not have an awesomosity unit, it is commonly measured in an informal unit known as the Yurop.
The formula for determining awesomosity is thus:
a= (b*(s-c)) + (g-d) - (j+n)
Where
a= Awesomosity (in Internets)
b= Beer (in kegs)
s= number of strippers
c= number of strippers that don't completely strip down/ugly strippers/male strippers
p= porn (in
g= Number of Game Consoles and Computers
d= Outdated Game Consoles and Computers that cannot play WoW
j= Jocks
n= Nerds
It is unknown where this formula came from, but it is widely believed to have been created by a mysterious scientist/Sciamancer.
The formula for determining awesomosity is thus:
a= (b*(s-c)) + (g-d) - (j+n)
Where
a= Awesomosity (in Internets)
b= Beer (in kegs)
s= number of strippers
c= number of strippers that don't completely strip down/ugly strippers/male strippers
p= porn (in
g= Number of Game Consoles and Computers
d= Outdated Game Consoles and Computers that cannot play WoW
j= Jocks
n= Nerds
It is unknown where this formula came from, but it is widely believed to have been created by a mysterious scientist/Sciamancer.
n00b: Sciamancer invented the formula for Awesomosity!
Sciamancer: And I just used it to deduce that YOUR awesomosity equals negative five!
n00b: dayamit.
Sciamancer: And I just used it to deduce that YOUR awesomosity equals negative five!
n00b: dayamit.
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