Tim Advantage

The state of having ridiculous skill, the ability to do things normal humans would deem impossible.

Wow, how can he do something like that?" wondered the young little boy. "Easy," muttered the old man. "He has Tim Advantage.

by kleenex_ghost July 22, 2011

Avan Jogia

One of the hottest guys walking on this planet. He's a hipster and his own parody. He used to play the role of Beck Oliver on the show Victorious on Nickelodeon but now he moved on and is going to be starring as Danny Ryder in a new ABC Family show called Twisted.

Person 1: Do you know this guy called Ava-
Person 2: Avan Jogia?! Oh my god, he's amazing!!

by anynony February 10, 2013

Advanced Corpse Tumor

Most intense fucking song ever written. It's by a technical death metal band from Germany called Necrophagist.

The solo in it sounds so fuckin' sweet, it's like classical music on the guitar. Muhammad is one insane motherfucker.

Metallica Fan: OMFG, The solo in ONE is the most orgasmic thing on the planet, and no one else can play it cause Kirk is so fucking awesome and good at the guitar I just had an extreme case of fan-jizz

Me: Bullshit, listen to this *shows him Advanced Corpse Tumor*

Metallica Fan: OH GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING *cries in corner*

by Muhammad Fucking Suicmez bitch August 11, 2010

Advanced boring

probably the conference call you're on right now

Holy shit this meeting with the Bob's is advanced boring

by supaflysnooka April 15, 2020

advanced unity

advanced unity is the best ship to ever exist, they are what happens when best friends fall in love with eachother. they talk to eachother every day and are always goofy together. they are always the prettiest couple in the room and they always make everyone say “damn bro, i wish i had a relationship like that”. they are always there for eachother and love eachother unconditionally. they would kiss each other any chance they get and they are deeply and permanently in love. K+A <3

“damn there goes them cuties with advanced unity , i really wish i had true love like that. That’s that if SZA, j.cole, and giveon made a song together type beauty”

by fresh and fly, gotta be kai February 18, 2021

Game Boy Advance

One of the greatest handheld systems of all time. It makes sense, as it's essentially a remake of the Last Great Game System.

Had one of the most expansive game libraries of all time, as it could play most other Game Boy and Game Boy Color games. Reasons to buy this system or its successor, the GBA SP, include but are not limited to: Castlevania COTM, most of the Final Fantasy games, the Pokemon series, and the Legend of Zelda series.

Those unlucky few who fail to realize that the SNES lives on in the GBA and later the DS and DS Lite are doomed to waste money on games and systems that focus so much on graphics over gameplay that they'll be playing episodes of Friends while the true gamers like us will be playing the games that made and continue to make history.

Game Boy Advance, we salute you.

by aka_Pyro May 20, 2007

Aulani

The funniest most random most amazing person you'll ever meet! She enjoys strange shows like adventure time and is easily distracted. She is a master dancer and super sweet. She has to be the single greatest person in the world

Person #1:Did you see that girl she's almost awesome enough to be called Aulani! Person #2:psh are you delusional? She's nowhere near close of being worthy of the name Aulani!

by LittlemissJ March 10, 2011