automatic

An fully automatic firearm.

De automatic, get de automatic
Disrespect, from emcees, me nah go have it
De automatic, get de automatic
Tonight a rapper gwan die

-KRS-ONE

by the-mastermind April 10, 2011

Automatic

All those "Real Men" should quit the stupid act and buy a car that suits their needs. Manual, automatic, robotic...who fucking cares? Doesn't matter what you drive as long as you reach your destination safe and sound.

I'd like to see you drive manual after spending 2 hours a day in traffic. Automatic is the way to go.

by Winston Churchil March 27, 2007

automatic

Automatic transmissions are for people who enjoy the finer things in life. People who drive manuals are generally the poorer in the population, and people who drive automatics, are generally richer. If this is not the case, can you explain why 99% of luxury cars and near enough all modern day sports cars are automatic, or if not, semi-automatic? Also automatic transmissions are the future, look at what we have now - Audi's DSG gearbox, which is a cluchless manual!

Audi A3 DSG
Audi TT DSG
EVERY ****ing luxury car is automatic!!

by MMCC December 25, 2005

The Automatic

1) The most annoying band of 2006 so far

2) Creators of the ever tedious song 'Monster'

3) The worst thing to come out of Wales since Charlotte Church

A-"I hate The Automatic"
B-"They're ok..."
A-"I'm disowning you."

by Edddd August 29, 2006

automatic dick

when someone has an uncontrollable erect dick ;-)

rm has an automatic dick

by yoursenpia May 7, 2018

Automatic door

An alternative way of calling somebody a slut.

"She's an automatic door, she opens for everything"

by AH2302 March 5, 2013

Automatic toilet

The scariest type of toilet there is. You sit down and begin the process only to be interrupted by an extremely loud ROUOUOUOUOUSH and cold toilet water splashing up on you. There is no way to escape the dreaded red eye indicator on the back of the toilet.

1. Holy crap that automatic toilet got me soaked!
2. I won't use an automatic toilet because I am scared it will flush while I am sitting and I will run out of the stall with my pants down screaming my head off.

by Ambrosia3255 June 12, 2008