Autograph

Ejaculating on your sexual partners face, breast or chest, buttocks, and or other body parts.

"I fucked that chick the other day, and she let me put my Autograph on her face, tits, and her ass!"

by bIZzzleObeezzy! May 3, 2010

Autographs

A female's scratch marks that she leaves on your back after a pleasing sexual expierence.

guy A-Dude Becky's autographs might turn out to be permenent

guy B-Damn she made u bleed?

guy A-Mhmm

guy c-(casually walks by)shouldnt of fucked her so hard

by FoBo February 14, 2006

autograph collector

Someone that has no job, no life and hounds celebrities for their autograph either through mail or in person in order to sell them on Ebay or some other auction website.

Jane is an autograph collector and she waited all night for Avril Lavigne to sign a photo. Once she got it the next day she tried to sell it on Ebay for $300.

by jackzofthezoo October 4, 2011

autograft

A piece of tissue, bone or an organ that is taken from a persons body and is transplanted or moved someplace new in the same persons body.

After I had the fat autograft moved from my bottom to my lips my husband told everyone that I had always wanted him to kiss my ass.

by kate17 May 1, 2014

turtles autograph

A poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool

I need the toilet right now, I've just had the turtles autograph.

by papers July 17, 2011

Signing autographs

Wiping your poopy butt with toilet paper.

It just wouldn't end, I was in the handicapped stall signing autographs for twenty minutes straight, my fans are relentless.

by ShartShooper January 30, 2023

Up all night autographin' it

A way to say you had sex with someone. Comes from the song "Sweat" by Chris Brown ft. Flo Rida.

"So, dude, what'd you do with your girl last night?"
"I was up all night autographin' it!"

by danananabatman February 27, 2009