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automistake

When you phone replaces your word with a random word in your text message.
Darn you automistake I meant fuck not duck
by keyserholiday October 6, 2017
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autismicgayism

When you get autism and the gay at the same time.
"Nigga you have autismicgayism"
by AutismicGayismIsAEpidemic January 27, 2020
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autismetrist

When you think you might be blind, you visit the optometrist.

When you think you might have autism, you visit the autismetrist.
A: bro you're such an NPC. you literally say the same things over and over.

B: my bad bro. i think i might have to make a visit to my autismetrist.

A: good call bro. maybe if you're sped, you can get extra time on tests at school.
by pedomaster February 3, 2023
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Autismistic

A person that claims they are always correct even when they are wrong and will continue to claim they are correct even after being proved wrong with hard evidence. Normally a sign of some forms of Autism hence the word used.
Steve: "Dave's so autismistic. He's always claiming that Jack Black is Hugh Jackman's son and that he was forcefully made to change his name because the embarrassment caused by him being in 'The Muppets' film."

Bob: "What kind of bullshit fact is that. It doesn't make any sense at all, did you show him their birth-dates and how that would be impossible?"

Steve: "Yes but he claims that a time machine was used for it to be possible and I was stupid and incorrect for not thinking of that."

Bob: "What an autismistic thing to claim."
by SpaceOnyx August 13, 2014
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antisistant

1) A person, hired and paid for, who no matter how high their level of education and/or experience, will always manage to make matters worse, rather than better. Messing up your neat stack of TPS reports; tripping and spoiling hot coffee on the exec that was about to inform you of your promotion; rear-ending your Porsche with a Honda Civic on a weekly basis.

2) Another definition of course is: complete absence of tolerance for anything whatsoever. This affliction only lasts to your demise, which should by all rights be imminent.
1) I think Flabbergasted Hasntgotaclue should be our antisistant of the month. All in favor, throw your obesitoy at him *now*.

2) Man she's so antisistant she cannot even put on a Snorgtee without sneezing!
by Smoking Windmills July 23, 2010
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Autismosis

Autismosis is when a adult who is neurotypical suddenly becomes borderline autistic by letting their emotions and frustrations get the better of them. They typically express this through weird child like noises and sudden movements that do not befit a mature adult. An over simplified way to describe Autismosis is when an adult has a unwarranted childish temper tantrum.
Wow is your friend alright, why is he making those noises and flailing around like that is he autistic? No his frustrations seem to have gotten the better of him and now it seems that he's got a case of Autismosis
by Samyboy420 November 11, 2021
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Autismite

A person who acts as if they are severely autistic and are literally more stupid then a shoe box.
John is an Autismite.
by Alex from minecraft August 20, 2018
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