Aubade

A very dishy french lingerie..which will pile what you have to amazing shapes and geometry. The cleavage just arrives..

" i got a fantastic Aubade bra and every top i have now is low cut..

by DaynaS March 23, 2008

autodefinurbinate

(ott-oh-def-in-erb-in-ate) verb.

auto:self
definurbinate:UD definition

to write a defintion for yourself on urban dictionary. the definition generally contains flattering descriptions and an example with a speaker declaring something like, "that kid's such a __(whatever the name is)"

usually an act performed by insecure people with low self esteem, or by conceited losers who actually think they are so awesome that people say things about them like, "that kid's such a __(whatever the name is)"

see also: autodefinurbinaut

Joe: "he just made a definition for himself."

Jameriquai: "he autodefinurbinated again? what a dork."

by iLet the dogs out February 22, 2010

autodeception

The ability to fool ones self into believing a false item to be true. Self-deceiving.

Due to an extremely potent session of autodeception, young Billy found himself falling quickly from the heights of the cliff; his previous assertion that he could hack gravity proved to be incorrect.

by Davin Greenwell August 4, 2006

autodeletamation

the automatic, yet completely subconscious, deletion of e-mail-related information (i.e. phone numbers, names, etc.) that is certain to be of no benefit--real or potential--to humans; the phenomenon almost always affects an entire team of teachers of one failing student, and usually occurs when the parent/guardian contacts the teachers (with only a few weeks left in the school year) to initiate supernatural behaviors that will cause the failing student to miraculously pass the course for the year.

We have three weeks left in school, Johnny has been failing my class all year, and I've never heard from his parents. His mom left a phone message for me today, asking why I hadn't already phoned her. She said she e-mailed me yesterday to find out what Johnny can do now to pass my class for the year. I don't even recall getting an e-mail from her. I must have experienced an episode of autodeletamation.

by pseudonymatode April 27, 2009

Autodeduct

A person who files his or her taxes without help from tax professionals. Derived from the word "Auto-didact", meaning self-taught.

Guy 1: Who did your taxes this year? You go to H&R block?

Guy 2: No way, did it myself. Just kinda winged it.

Guy 1: Ah, an autodeduct. I'm impressed.

by lemmcaces April 7, 2011

autodefecate

involuntarily defecate usually in one's under-clothing; soil oneself; shit one's pants

Mr. Hervy discovered that he had autodefecated in the midst of an important meeting

by namklaw December 11, 2011

Autadiation

Autadiation is autism that radiates; It is a form of radiation. It causes rapid cringe, along with death if you have prolonged exposure. It may also cause you to become a conduit of autadiation, enabling you to infect others with it. It may give you severe autism

Autadiation - Autism as radiation.
Kid 1: "Dude, that kid radiates intense autadiation!"
Kid 2: "Yeah, I think I might catch autism from him!"

by TheBigManOnCampusAtTheMan June 10, 2016