Austria

(Österreich in German) Is the birthplace of Hitler, Porsche, Schwarzenegger and Mozart who are known as the greatest sons of Austria.

Jew: Hi there my name is Eliezer, Whats yours?
Random guy: AUSTRIA

Jew: *visibly starts to shudder in fear*

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Austria

Australia?

U know germany started ww1(Austria giggles in bakcground)

by Typecal murican69 November 20, 2018

Austria

Once a British colony, located near New Zealand. Once lost a war to emus.It's the home of Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger. People also say Hitler is from here but everyone knows Hitler is from Germany. Other famous things from Austria are that everything is upside down, marmite, which tastes like ass. And the outback, aswell it's evolutionary statement in which it's trying to make everything dangerous. Oh, and don't forget spiders

Person 1 "I heard that Hitler is from Australia."
Person 2 "That's Austria retard."

by Grouchycard March 1, 2019

AUSTRIA

Mistake for AUSTRALIA.

Girl: That's my boyfriend. He's from Austria.
Boy: Australia. *facepalm*

by urban_cunt August 21, 2012

Austria

Country ajoining Germany. Home of infamous leader Adolf Hitler, captured by Nazi Germany in the world wars.

Austria is a relatively small country with a beautiful countryside.

by Clay N. November 3, 2005

Austria

Germany's little brother

1: Where are you from?
2: Austria
1: Ah, you're german
2: No, I'm his little brother

by Ivy Jolene January 4, 2023

Austria

Germanany's stepbro

Ur Austrian meaning ur from Australia

by Typecal murican69 May 4, 2019