austinism

1. One who makes quotes continually about subjects of no interest to others only to make himself seem more intelligent than he actually is.

Knowing the stats of every Laker who was ever drafted to the team including Chic Hearn's birh weight is an austinism.

by Marvine Butler May 27, 2005

dirty Austinite

wannabe hippies that have not grow up to be normally functioning adults in Austin society; they are characterized by their radical political and social belief systems including saving endangered species such as whales by campaigning on the Drag and Congress Avenue and being animal rights activists by being vegan; they have filthy dreadlocks, smell worse than the urine of a dehydrated alcoholic, don't shave (i.e. women don't shave their legs or underarms), have most of their exposed body covered in tattoos, extremely large piercings and normally live in clans (aka coops)

I was upset that the dirty Austinite did not wash his hands when he prepared my meal at Thundercloud Subs in order to save the environment by not using water.

by havealovelyday September 24, 2009

Austinite

A person born and raised in glorious Austin, TX.

Smokes pot and has a phat ass?
Must be an Austinite.

by 12go September 29, 2017

Austinism

A disorder of getting multiple DWI’s, going to jail for said DWI’s, buying a quarantine dog that shits on the floor, showing up late to work, getting fired after showing up late to work, having a funko pop addiction, living in a midget house, playing the nintendo switch all day, hitting the bong 24/7, taking detox pills every week, acting like the world is against you, and being a cuck.

Friend 1: Man bro, you need to get your shit together and put down the switch and get a job!
Friend 2: I’ve been trying bro! The worlds against me.
Friend 1: Sounds like you got that Austinism bro

by willd75 December 9, 2020

anusliningface

someone with a face that resembles anus (note: face and anus are raised from the same germ layer)

george w. bush has an anusliningface

by fun December 31, 2003

austinism

A Mutation similar to autism:
lack of total brain activity(yet somehow manages to live?). someone who cannot spell "a" or add 0+0. you can tell when someone is suffering from austinism when you proof read their emails and find that not even spell check has a damn clue what is being typed... or when they speak to you and you think you are in an episode of "Life goes on"(see Corkey).
this disease is highly contagious, can be passed on sexually, airborne, physical contact, or the dreaded "conversation with one of THEM", or by simply sitting on the same toilet seat. also- one can be born with austinism ie: mom or dad had "IT" or mom consumed large amounts of weed, booze, or any other drugs.
Good news; there is a cure for this affliction. though school can do little to help the infected, death is the easiest cure. austinism can be slowly decreased simply by keeping the infected ones constantly dipping tobacco or sleeping at their desks. no drug with the ability to cure has yet be submitted to the FDA.

" Mark was found to have the first known case of Austinism"

by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008

austinitus

having such severe short term memory loss, you become more stupid than Austin Herman.

Matt Brown says hey guys that rhffggvb
Mike says Matt i think u need to get a cat scan for Austinitus :-\

by Cheeseburgers in my pants February 27, 2004