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Aural Transmutation

The psychological phenomenon of your mind turning a pretty mediocre song into a much better song when you recall the song from memory. Disappointment is guaranteed when you actually hear a song again.
Guy: This song sucks...I'm suffering from a case of aural transmutation!

Girl: What's that?

Guy: I remember this song being a lot better in my head. My mind must have aurally transmuted it into a better song.

Girl: Don't feel bad, everybody has to do that with Justin Beiber's "My World"
by Actraiser81 June 5, 2011
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aural sex

A play on the term "oral sex", the act of forcing one's tongue into the aural canal of a lover. In some cases, this sends massive waves close to an orgasm down the side of the body that the ear is on.
As he kissed her neck, he worked his way up to the ear to engage in some steamy aural sex.
by rogertheshrubber May 15, 2007
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aural orgasm

when a band makes music so awseome it makes you feel like you are having an orgasm in your ears and mouth.
omg, i love that one band insert band name hear. they give me such an aural orgasm.
by DeathTheKid January 25, 2009
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aural sex

Audible sex.
When a band/song is SO good, it counts as aural sex. Sometimes causing an augasm
Laura: WOW THEY ARE JUST AMAZING. LIKE SEX. ONLY BETTER!
Me: Aural sex then?
Laura: WHAT?
Me: Check out the definition, duh.
by N-x April 27, 2006
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aural dyslexia

A momentary fugue characterized by a lapse of comprehension in verbal communication in a language the listener is normally fluent in. The individual words may be understood, but somehow they fail to coalesce in meaning.

Sometimes this occurs from a statement made completely out of context, but it can also spontaneously arise from an otherwise clear flow of conversation.
"Don't make her laugh, though. You won't like the sound of it."
"...what?"
"repeats verbatim"
"Don't repeat it, rephrase it! I'm having aural dyslexia."
by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016
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Aural Sex

when someone shoves their dick in your ear
We had aural sex
by Surds December 10, 2017
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aural sex

by Gay Boy Toy July 26, 2003
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