audio-turd

term coined by Tom Griswold of The Bob and Tom Show for a song that really sucks bad

Hey, have you heard Lady Gaga's latest audio-turd?

by Mr.Juan-derful December 24, 2010

i'm audi

I'm out of here, can be said when leaving a place or person. Way of saying good bye.

Goodbye Taylor I'm audi.

by SpanOx November 17, 2013

call an audible

To decide what to do at the last second after seeing all possible options and obstacles that come up.
Comes from football, seen when the quarterback goes up to the line of scrimmage, sees a defensive alignment he wasn't expecting, and adjusts by yelling out a new play.

I'm thinking of going jogging but if it rains I'll have to call an audible and go to the gym instead.

by joe user October 19, 2004

audiophilia nervosa

Audiophilia nervosa describes the anxiety resulting from the never-ending quest to obtain the ultimate performance from one's stereo system by means of employing state-of-the-art components, cables, and the use of certain "tweaks."

Although the goal is supposedly to achieve maximum appreciation of the music, those afflicted with this condition are merely obsesed with their electronics.

Todd had spent well over $100,000 in speakers,monoblock amplifiers, fiber optic cables, Shakti stones, pre-amolifiers, and other equipment and tweaks. And yet he still wasn't convinced that Diana Krall's voice sounded "silky" enough.

Todd was in deep denial concerning his audiophilia nervosa, and his wife was on the verge of calling a divorce lawyer.

by whimzzical June 19, 2010

Audinet

A Nazi faggot who thinks everyone is a Jew and thinks World War 2 is still going on.

"Wow look at that fag Audinet"

by Infected Asian October 26, 2010

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen September 6, 2008

Audie Murphy

THE WORLDS BEST SOLIDER OF ALL TIME, he recived every Medal from the USA in WWII and some from France. He killed 240 germans in 1 hour! Yea one fucking Hour. Chuck Norris,John Wayne, Vin Disel,Bruce Willis, and Arny don't even compare, he makes them piss their pants. After the war he was depressed and to get over instead of getting help he locked himself in a room for a week, and drink Jack Daniels. Then wrote a book called to hell and back. Then he became an actor starred in mostly westerns. The only holly-wood character that compares is Audie Murphy played by Audie Murphy(yea he played himself). After he died he got his own theme song.
If you don't know him look him up!

So in a quick way to discribe him Audie Murphy = Badass

Chuck Norris: Who am I fighting

Host: Audie Murphy

Chuck Norris:whos that?

Host: (Shows picture)

Chuck Norris: (Laughs) he's so small

Host: But He killed 240 men... IN ONE FUCKING HOUR

Chuck Norris starts pissing his pants in front of millions.

or this

Audie: Im gona need some artillary

Artillary guy: how close is the enemy?

Audie: So close why don't you talk to em!(Then he jumps on a burning tank, fires the machine gun, and kills every fucking german in sight, then hops off the tank and walks away slowly as the tank explodes in the background)

by armysapper June 18, 2009