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John M. is a damn asswang.
by The Cowboy May 8, 2005
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Assange

(v.): To prosecute somebody for one offence because you can't or won't prosecute them for what you actually want them convicted of; to charge somebody you believe has comitted a crime with the wrong offence.

Named in honour of Julian Assange, the first prominent case of Assanging.
Lawyer: "My client has been Assanged."

Press: "Police claim littering should be charged as more serious vandalism-type offences because it 'damages the street' but campaign groups say that is 'blatant Assanging'."

Defendant: "I did these things, your honour, I've not been framed - I've been Assanged!"

Judge: "In throwing out this case I must wonder why the prosecution believed they could Assange this man."
by TheScottishMafia December 9, 2010
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Awang

No girls can stand his hotness.He is a good guy but too bad his heart cant win any girl out there.
Boom Awang is fantastic.
by Ijustwantu October 29, 2019
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assanginated

A politically motivated public humiliation and lengthy imprisonment or murder of a famous dissident perpetrated by authorities using contrived, morally reprehensible, incriminating evidence with the intent to deter adherents.
Hey did you hear about Alex Jones? He was arrested protesting the Bilderberg conference and they found a dead 6 year old boy and kiddy porn in his hotel room and he hung himself in jail!

Yeah, they totally assanginated that guy!
by Seanster69 December 2, 2010
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aswaganation

When you assassinate someone ( usually in halo) with swag
Dude! That guy just aswaganated that elite!

That's a really good aswaganation.
by mattrc10 September 6, 2011
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Assanginate

To assassinate the character of one that brings to light evidence of a governments wrongdoing.

Destroying the messenger so as to introduce questions regarding a persons credibility.
Michael Moore has dared to highlight our governments incompetency. We'd better try and assanginate him.
by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010
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Julian Assange

Australian born, founder of Wikileaks
accused of cyber-terrorism and treason against US (he is Australian)
the man did nothing wrong unless one thinks exposing the unethical acts politicians and businessmen have engaged in behind closed doors
now before you hate on Julian Assange
consider this quote

"Liberty cannot be persevered without the general knowledge among the people, who have.. a right, an indisputable, inalienable... right to that most dreaded and envied kind of knowledge, that is the character and conduct of their rulers"

-John Adams
by donthate123 March 30, 2011
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