Astrophobia 

A niche internet micro celebrity who makes breakcore music (if you can even call it music) and posts about irrelevant vocaloid producer drama on my twitter timeline. I think he’s known for being “underground” but kids will call anything underground nowadays.

Person1: Have you heard the new astrophobia song?

Person2: bill please this is your grandma’s funeral

Astrophobia by WippityWap February 3, 2022

Anthrophilia 

Sexual attraction to non-human but humanoid creatures.

Extreme cases of Anthrophilia cause the impure to disregard gender when it comes to their sexual preference, and may cause them to find human men/women boring in comparison thereby removing sexuality from humans.

That dude isn't even just a furry, he's into Anthrophilia.

Furries (EX: krystal from Star Fox, Bugs Bunny)
Fantasy Races (EX: dwarves, Elves)
Humanoid Aliens (EX: Klingons, Na'Vi)

Anthrophilia by Helcack April 5, 2011

Autophilia 

the love for one's car; the urge to have sex with or masturbate to a car; other words may include autopheiliac

"Lets have sex!"
-No Response-
"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
-Still No Response-
"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"
-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.

Autophilia by XC Girl June 24, 2008

Astrophilic 

This is the ultimate word, and it literally means anything you want it to mean, and can be used as a adjective or even a pronoun, or an adverb. The purpose of this word is to use it for whatever you wish and sound really fancy.

"The ice skater was quite astrophilating."
"That test was a bit astrophilic, don't you think?"

Astrophilic by Robert Staufeneger November 20, 2007

Autophilia 

1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.

2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.

3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.

1. Larry: Oh! Hey Bob, look at that piece of sexy machinery right there! (points at a yellow Volkswagen)

Bob: You autophiliac!!!

2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.

3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!

Lambo: -no response-

Mary: Oh yah! Harder!

Autophilia by Valkaris May 4, 2010

aphrophiliac 

some one who had a straight shot to the vaginial area with a bow and arrow and secreted mass amounts of an aqueous solution

Did you see how much au jus just came out of that aphrophiliac's vagina?

aphrophiliac by Torin February 26, 2008

androphilia 

Being attracted to people who look androgynous. Not necessarily bisexual, homosexual, or pansexual. Androphilia is not affected by gender, as long as they look androgynous.

Man 1: Man, I would make out with Cloud all day long.

Man 2: Whoa, dude, I didn't know you were gay.

Man 1: I'm not. I just love that androgynous look.

Man 2: So that's why your girlfriend looks like a guy.

Man 1: Yeah, I have serious androphilia.

androphilia by Starsound February 11, 2013