Agoraphobia

Fear of embarrassment. Being too self-concious. This problem can be solved with ethanol (alcohol).

Person A:I can't be myself or do what I want because I don't want to be embarrassed. I have agoraphobia.
Person B:Just do these things in private.
Person A:I need ethanol!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2010

agoraphobia

The fear of open places! also it is the name of a song by incubus

im not going outside, i have agoraphobia, dumbie!

by lora! April 21, 2004

Agoraphobia

The fear of, LEAVING YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO FUCKING DISNEYWORLD AND HUMPING MICKEY MOUSE!

Bobby: Hey bud wanna go to disneyworld?
Albert: NO I HAVE AGORAPHOBIA AND IM SCARED OF MICKEY MOUSEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bobby: Fuck you!

by ShuBaby October 15, 2017

Agoraphobia

An illness usually self-diagnosed by the unemployed as an excuse to stay home and masturbate or play Wii.

-David Thorne

-Can you buy me some Jergens on the way back? My agoraphobia -and my current financial stare- won't let me do the shopping.

by ElDavidNG September 8, 2010

agoraphobia

1. The fear of people with the name Gore. this is especially Al Gore (The guy from Al Gore's Global Warning)

2. The fear of the Outside This is mainly seen with Drugees and EMO's

Guy 1: I have a real agoraphobia
Guy 2: Yeah i Know Al Gore is a scary son of a *****
Guy 1: No dumb ass I'm afraid of the outside
Guy 2: Bye, i dont Hang out with Freaking EMOs

by Mobmaster December 27, 2007

Astralphobia

Being afraid/extremely scared of Astral.

“Astralphobia is common in 1 out of 3 people within Fission.”

by Astralphobia May 18, 2023

Astephobia

Being scared or frightened of internet jokes ('memes') or phrases. Can also be avoiding them in general.
Comes from greek 'asteio' (joke) and greek-latin phobia (fear).

P1: Why has Stacy been avoiding my internet memes?
P2: She might have astephobia.

by Chichichameeni October 11, 2015