asthma

A serious disease. Do to one's Bronchial Tube swelling and oxygen not being able to pass through ones system easly. If you have asthma then there is a pretty good chance that you are allergic to something.Asthma is something to be taken serouisly. A common steriotype is that asthma is found in only fat kids and nerds. If someone has an asthma attack, then they will probably use something called an inhaler or a "puffer". If you have it bad enough, it may be fatal. It may heal over time and it may devlope over time too.
See: weezing

Girl: Wanna play soccer?
girl 2: Sorry, i'm going out to get a new inhaler. Can I play after?
Girl: You have asthma?
Girl 2: Obvy...

by Lizzie_the_great September 30, 2005

Asthma

Because out of all the things that you could be bad at, you suck at breathing

A: Dude you suck at breathing
B: Yeah I've got asthma.

by Cringemastah64 September 20, 2017

Asthmaids

Hardcore unprotected sex with an infected partner for too long and hard where your breathing becomes problematic and the development of asthma and other respiratory illness is inevitable. It is the combination of Aids and Asthma, tending to be most common in lesser developed countries.

I went to the doctor today and was diagnoased with asthmaids, oh shit. No more sex for me.

by XgongiveittoyaJC August 19, 2010

Asiamarie

Asiamarie is a wonderful gal that has a heart of gold but isn't afraid to stand up for herself and others. She is a confident woman that cares for those she love and remembers the smallest details. She may be awkward and dorky at first, but when you get to know her; you'll never want to let her go. She's a one in a million and you bet your ass she's your winning hand to life. She doesn't care to be rich and famous,but cares more about giving back and repaying those that helped her. She'll use your conversation when she has an idea or a quick note to write on. She's got a beautiful voice and a knack for picking out flaws in someone's music. She's that quiet girl that can party and be freaky, but overall she's lovely and asiamazing. You betcha your ass when you meet her you'll never forget her, for she's a lil bee, asiamarie yo it rhymes.

Asiamarie:
Guy1: Yo that's Asia
Guy 2: She would be that innocent girl that then assassinates you

by LofiGardenBoi March 1, 2021

altamash

Hero

Who is the Altamash of that film?
Altamash, the hero of every gig
Altamash, I love you! You ma hero!!!

by kukkar22 April 5, 2014

asthma

Asthma is a serious disease found in many people, fat or thin, nerdy or cool - some of the top atheletes in the world suffer asthma and take medication before they participate in their atheletic events.

Suffered by millions in the world, asthma is a chronical disease to the respiratory system and can be triggered by almost anything: cold air, allergens, cold food, and/or certain enviroments.

Treating asthma can vary from a simple inhaler medication (ASMOL Inhaler), a flixotide inhaler (is a preventer, and helps prevent serious asthma attacks), liquid asmol misted by a nebuliser (comes in larger doses) many other types of anti-biotics and the immune steroid, Prednislone, and Prednisolone.

Prednislone is an immune steroid, which effects a vast area of the immune system, you could almost say all of it.
Prednislone is severely dangerous if mis-used and can kill you.
Patients who take prednislone for longer than 7 days must slowly reduce the dose untill they have weeded their body off the drug, it replaces the bodies natural steroids and with the source of these steroids instantly dropping, your body would stop functioning correctly, possibly causing many life-threatening diseases.

Side effects of the drug include:
---Major
• depression, mania, or other psychiatric symptoms
• unusual fatigue or weakness
• blurred vision
• abdominal pain
• peptic ulcer
• infections
• painful hips or shoulders
• osteoporosis
• acne breakouts
• insomnia
• reduced libido

---Minor
• weight gain
• Stretch Mark
• facial swelling
• nervousness
• acne
• rash
• increased appetite
• hyperactivity
(thanks to wikipedia for the side effects)

Son: Mom, I think I'm getting asthma.
Mom: We need to take you to a doctor straight way. He'll give you a prescription for flixotide and some ventolin nebules.
Son: Thanks mum.

by Stephen Mills December 24, 2008

Love Asthma

The feeling of breathlessness one gets when a romantic gesture is made. Nothing can be done to stop the feeling which is likened to a gas canister exploding in the chest.

Once you have 'Love Asthma' nothing can be done to cure this feeling - it will hit you from time to time, rendering you useless and unable to carry out normal day-to-day activities.

Jimmy: 'You are the single most beautiful, thoughtful, intelligent, witty girl in the entire world and I really cant wait until you're my wife'

Lulu: 'Now I have Love Asthma'

by StJimmyL March 1, 2010