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Assyrian

Modern Assyrians. The real native people of Iraq which stretches back to Babylonia and the Ancient Assyrian empire. DNA proven!

The Assyrian community are experiencing problems throughout the world, including the native land and even throughout history. These problems starts at the hands of religion; “ the sect of Christianity” or denomination within the same people (Assyrian). Leaders in these congregations in some Chaldean Catholic Churches and the Syriac Churches are lying to the people which causing the separation and conflict in which bring forth confusion. This is why they all fight over names as some say their not the same people. Sadly… Many of the church members take the word of their leaders like it is the word of God and will do anything the church leaders tell them and don't seemed to understand that (the church leaders) is wrong. The funny thing is, many of those greatest Assyrian nationalists have come out of the Syriac and Chaldean churches despite what the church leaders have tried to do.

Another problem is there no nation along with these invaders who steals the values that belong to the Assyrians who gone through genocides agian. The third problem, the Assyrian wont last long if they don’t start uniting and have the country of their own.


To correct this statement, “The most racially mixed people in the Middle East.”
That statement is false. Modern Assyrian people are not mix and I have study this for so long! Many Assyrians that look kind a White are not always 100% modern Assyrian, instead they are proud of their Assyrian root and take it as their official heritage. In fact, Assyrians are not racially White nor Armenoid. Assyrian are generally Semitic Middle Eastern, in which there race belong to “Syrid or Arabid” not the sub-Caucasoid group like Armenoid. Assyrian are mix to the native people of the past in the Middle East or maybe little mix to Egyptians as well but with the native land, even the Assyrian with red hair! For Example. The bible descried King David as a handsome dark skin young man with red hair. So dose that make him Irish? No! The Israelites are very strict to be married outside of their tribe because of their religion against the pagan idol worshipers (non-Jews). The most racially mixed people in the Middle East are Arabs, Kurds, and Turks.
Are you Puerto Rican?

No I'm Assyrian...

Oh I thought you are Puerto Rican.
by WhatIsDaDealio February 16, 2009
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Assyrian

People from the country that has mad ass
Are you Assyrian because because you mad thick.
by Real nigga 68 June 17, 2018
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Assyrian

Dumbass! Assyrians are what the ancient Germans were called.
Germans are modern-day Assyrians.
by Legitimate Barbecue November 2, 2008
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Assyrian Khigga

where you sometimes find your self holding hands with random strangers and dance around endlessly in circles while getting encouraged by the singer(s) to shake it and live long and to have only 1 leader of the line!
convention, weddings, parties, engagements, assyrian khigga
by dawolchi January 23, 2011
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Assyrian Girl

A middle-eastern girl with big brown eyes, dark hair,
and a bright smile. She is constantly mistaked for being persian. She is for the most part good and sweet. She is known throughout the assyrian community and loved. If there's anyone who can dance Sheykhaneh, Its her.
Arbella: Dude, Shamiran is so nice, she helps ppl out anyone who needs her help.
Sargon: classic assyrian girl, always helping out.
by nahrina October 5, 2009
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Assyrian Genocide

A war crime that wiped out nearly all Assyrians on the planet. It was carried out by the Ottoman Empire on the Assyrians, a Christian minority group who lived in modern day Iraq. The Ottomans blamed Christian minorities for conspiracy with the allied powers, and proceeded to attempt to wipe out the entire Greek, Armenian, and Assyrian population, and nearly succeeded. While Greeks and Armenians are still plentiful today because many of them lived in neighboring countries, thus safe from the genocide, Assyrians were located entirely in the Ottoman Empire, and thus, up to 80% of them died. Assyrians had their villages burned, Churches destroyed, and belongings stolen by Ottoman soldiers. Then, they were led on a march to nowhere, where most of them died. If you somehow survived that, it would be forced labor for men and possible rape for women.
Despite all of this, Turkey still refuses to admit that the Assyrian genocide and the others were crimes against humanity, insisting they were necessary to save the empire from espionage.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 31, 2020
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assyrian redpill

Used to counter argument pro islamic arguments, the assyrians have lived in the middle east since 3500bc, assyrians are now christians.
Assyrian redpill
Idiot:"hey did u know islam is a religion of peace?"
Man with a working brain:"have u heard what they did to the assyrians?

>assyrians were taught in schools that they were arabs to further disengenuise their ancestry

>arabs begin to inhabit and radicalize once high in number

>poof, assyrians forced to either live shitty lives with chances of death or flee to western countries

>move to western countries, finally able to embrace their religious and cultural identity

>wait ... why is the prime minister Muslim? ... wait they don't really believe in islamophobia do they? ..."
by The redpiller March 18, 2017
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