assumination

When an individual practices the act of assuming.

He needs to stop practices assumination just because he thinks he knows the situation.

by Tze612 June 9, 2016

Assuminge

When a person makes an assumption that a girl will put out; a portmanteau of assuming and minge.

Yo, you think you're gonna sleep with that wench?

Totally, I'm assuminge things are going to go well. After all, that slut has low self esteem

by Milhouse von Matterhorn December 18, 2010

Assuing

This is when you take the 'me' out of the word 'assuming,' therefore eliminating yourself from the phrase "when you assume, you make an ass out of 'you' and 'me.'" This is only making an ass out of the other person.

Toby "I guarantee that you will get so drunk that you will pass out and get written on with permanent marker."

Jafar "Hey man, when you assume you are making an ass out of you and me!"

Toby "No, I'm assuing. I'm only making an ass out of you."

by dfash December 14, 2009

Assuminator

a person who assumes things

"Stop being an assuminator"

by Uncuffable November 11, 2018

assumping

Ass Humping, usually in a vigorous manor.

John really enjoyed the assumping he got the other day

by Butt Pirate 23 February 13, 2012

assumjng

Not a spelling error but a very clever move that many young kids use to assert their dominance. The j in the so called “error” represents outcasts in our society nowadays and really reflects on the society we live in, and how we judge someone or something that looks as though it has a fault when it in fact has a much deeper and meaning behind this happy mistake.

sebastian: haha u made an error. I’m assumjng you don’t know how to spell

Everyone: wow so deep. Are you ok?

by Kittytalks September 14, 2020

Assuminated

Being assuminated means Getting assumed of something u didn’t do

Stop assuminated me if i didn’t do it

by Shaylnn August 6, 2021