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Vegans Assumption Fallacy

A vegan must never assume that something is vegan unless and until it's confirmed to be vegan.
A vegan realised that he/she consumed a non-vegan product by failing to check the ingredients label, therefore falling prey to "Vegans Assumption Fallacy".
by Vegan1116 January 13, 2023
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asscum

When a clear liquid spews from the ass, generally by those who enjoy the thought of anal intercourse/those that are having anal intercourse.
-Thrusthrustmoanmoan.
-Asscum!
by xxbliss April 9, 2009
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Like-assuming

When someone press the Like button on facebook, and you are going to check who liked someones comment, you assume who the liker is. The liker is usually the statuswriter or the poster of something, if someone gives a positive comment towards them.
Like-assuming:

Person A writes a status on facebook: Oh i just won 100 bucks on betting.

Person B writes on the status : Thats because you are so good at betting.

Then when someone likes Person B's and you dont know who it is, you check it, and right before you drag your mouse over the button, you assume it is Person A who likes it because the comment was ment positive towards that person.
by facebookliker69 April 28, 2011
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Assumption Asshole

Someone who assumes something negative after a general phrase, to either bring you down or be an asshole.
I'm gonna go outside.

You can't skateboard outside because it's wet dumbass...

I was gonna go for fun you Assumption Asshole...
by Kyle Loveless April 4, 2010
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assdump

1. A slow driver, elderly driver, one that pisses you off due to their slow nature.

2.Expletive used when you suck at Madden.
ASSDUMP!, lets move a litte faster!!!

Catch the F*ckin' ball assdump!
by Evan Ackley December 19, 2005
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Assembling the Gustav

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
ex. 1 -

'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

ex. 2 -

"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."
by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019
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assiton assimilators

Another name for toilet paper (bungwipe, paper toliets, rollios, TP, buttwipe, etc.)
{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?
by Telephony April 26, 2014
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