assplant

It's for the unfortunate girls and boys who were born without asses. Through this new discovery, we've been able to give those unfortunate people lots o ass.

Unfortunate young gay man, "I have had problems since I've been a child, for my lack of ass. Is there anything you could do to help?"

Assplant grower, "Why yes, it's your lucky day. Now, with Assplant, you can get an incredible ass with only a couple minor implants!"

by Pallapooha April 12, 2007

Assplant

Ass implants...

Hey girl your booty looks bomb! Did ypu get assplants!?

by Pms4780 July 24, 2018

assplaining

What a wife or girlfriend does when her husband comes home from work. Including feeding him dinner, spreading her ass, and putting the children to bed.

Something every good wife does.

My friend asked me where my wife is.

I said "She's assplaining".

by Ironatriot69420 February 11, 2021

aisplaining

When artificial intelligence (AI) explains something to a person in a patronizing tone as if the person is too incompetent and illogical to understand.

ChatGPT was aisplaining it as if I had never heard of it before.

by Disynthegration October 10, 2023

assplinky

Another word for a butt plug. Or a sex toy commonly used with anal.

What size is your Assplinky? Or what color is your Assplinky?

by Jakefromstatefarm0874 March 26, 2024

AIsplaining

The AI explanation of something. Where AI takes your input and regurgitates it back to you in generic terminology, insisting that "The Real Tuth Is" to demonstrate more knowledge about your area of expertise than you have.

- When someone uses AI-generated responses to comment on your social media content. Pasting your post into their preferred GenAI tools, then copying the answer straight into the comments of your post.

- Mansplaining 2.0

AIsplaining this article back to me isn't a good look for you.

Did you just AIsplain my expert topic back to me, and leave the em dash in?!

by Spnash June 18, 2025