assident

When you are having sex with a girl and your penis accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her asshole. She usually screams in horror.

Girl: AAAHHHH!!!!!

Guy: Sorry, babe. Assidents will happen.

by The Dersk April 16, 2008

asspile

An awful lot of anything. More than necessary. Also: a pile of asses.

I have an asspile of pirated MP3s for you on my Zune.

by Techno War God March 17, 2008

ashile

The best friend that you want to have someone who will make you laugh and smile and someone who can be trusted.

Ashile I trust you more than anyone else

by 123445678 July 22, 2017

assle around

Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.

assle around (variant spelling, assel around)

We'll get there on-time, if this jack-ass in front of us doesn't assle around.

Coined by Richard Carlton Myers (submitted posthumously), variant spelling submitted by son: James Lee Myers June 15, 2009

by Fab4Bear June 15, 2009

Asslee

The correct term for Ashlee Simpson.

Asslee Simpson sucks.

by The Sandwich on the Floor January 16, 2005

Assie

Hasj or Hash for slang in holland

A: Ewa mattie heb je nog assie?
b: Jah man ik heb.

by Gastarasta Nederland August 27, 2008

asslee shitson

-the correct term for that disgusting piece of shit that ruined pete wentz.
-a huge gold digger like her freaky ass perverted dad.
-needs to drop dead.
-caught lip syncing on SNL.haha
-had multiple surguries to try and cure her uglyness,which failed,making her even uglier.
-has a wonky eye.
-a hick from the hills
-epic fail.

Asslee shitson in her annoying hick voice-"Howdy Ya'll"
People who hate her(wait,thats everyone on Earth)-"Omfg just fucking drop dead already! Jesus Effing Christ!"

by som1 who h8s asslee(kristina) January 26, 2009