Assive

Used to describe someone as disrespectful.

Sebastian: You're a cunt.
Ryan : God Sebastian, why you gotta be so assive?

by reelest kneebruh June 7, 2018

assiness

Of or possessing the qualities of being assy.

See also: assy

"Your post in this thread has been deleted for reasons of extreme assiness"

by rupan777 December 29, 2005

STEP ASIDE!

When you know you can do shit better than somebody else you scream STEP ASIDE! and handle shit like the Boss you are.

Because only a Boss screams when its not needed.

Capten! i canut defuze teh bom!

STEP ASIDE!

"Defuses bomb with nothing but paperclip and ABBA cd"

by Vince_mcflippers May 26, 2010

assdeflapawhistlebuttitis

A Condition in which your ass cheeks clap so hard that they make whistling noise's after you've been anally raped in jail

Guy 1: Yo I heard you bailed joe out of jail
Guy 2: yea, But I was too late , big john got to him
Guy 1: what do you mean?
Guy 2: He has an extreme case of assdeflapawhistlebuttitis
Guy 1: is there a cure?
Guy 2: naw, his ass is fucked!

by Streeman April 4, 2011

Assiety

Assiety:

The extreme and urgent anxiety that your butt hole feels when you're about to lay major eggs in your pants. Derived from anal anxiety.

Assiety is a registered trademark of What What in the Butt Inc.

Chad: Guys... after eating all that sonic, i really need to lay some major eggs...
Joey: DUDE! you have a bad case of assiety!

(ring... ring... ring... ring...)
Josh: uhhhhh helllo???
Lionel: What up dude!?!?! you okay?
Josh: Man, I've been on the pot allll day. This assiety won't calm down!!
Lionel: I hope i can't catch assiety through the phone.. i gotta go.

Monty: Get out of the bathroom... this assiety is about to explode!!
Carlos: right meow????

by TheRealAnalLeakage June 5, 2011

Assid

The food you eat that effectively causes your ass to burn when taking a dump.
Foods that cause this are normally, but not limited to:
Buffalo Wings
Curry,
Mexican Food,
Indian Food

These buffalo wings are Assid, but I love em anyway.

by Mad Hatter Lee November 9, 2006

Assie

Someone who is bitchy and complains about evey single thing and is always micromanaging everything and has a complete zero tolerance.

I was trying to talk to some assie, and they just kept complaining about me more and more.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018