Asscalate

When an obnoxious asshole ups their game to a whole new level.

"Did you see that guy yell at his waitress?"

"Yeah, damn that asscalated quickly"

by Poolboy98 October 20, 2021

Assicle

A contraction of the words ass and icicle. It is the result of swass(sweaty ass) cooling to below zero temperatures, creating ice on the buttocks.

I was walking briskly through the mall finishing up my Christmas shopping and my ass became very sweaty. When I was finished and walked outside to my car the freezing weather turned my sweat into assicles.

by Pinder807 December 24, 2009

Absical

Holy, as in hole-filled.

That swiss cheese was totally absical!

by Bimo November 7, 2005

Assicle

A way to describe a very cold rear end.
What your butt feels like after ice, snow, or really cold water has been put down the back of your pants.

I've been standing out in the cold freezing my butt off so long I think I have an assicle.

by reaperslay January 19, 2009

asicalao

puerto rican slang for flawless, clean immaculate,

yo ese toyota esta asicalao.

yo that toyotas flawless

by 12aDnBOOSTe May 27, 2008

Assicle

1.
Gross bit of shit attached to an ass. Like dags on a sheep.
2.
Word to describe an asshole.

Go suck some assicles, loser.

by Non-assicle. January 18, 2009

Assitalia

Ass + Italia = Assitalia

Describes the characteristic shape of an attractive Italian chick's posterior / ass.

For example:

"Check out the assitalia on her!"
Va Fan Culo

by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004