Assimakopoulos

a greek last name that is so fuckin awesome even jesus will praise you. GO GREECE!

(Jack) Assimakopoulos

by the greek kid May 17, 2011

Assiatu

Assiatu is a beautiful intelligent person and always is a great friend, but get on her nerves she will go all out.

person 1: heard of Assiatu ?

person 2: yeah shes bitchy.

by Booue November 4, 2019

Assiated

(Adj.) Pertaining or related to the stupidity of the writer/speaker. Usually used after having read something very stupid or not thought out. No common sense involved.

"This has to be the most assiated, stupidly written bankruptcy questionnaire I have ever read"

by Tyler Earman October 26, 2005

assbake

someone who farts and stinks up the room as if they had just baked a cake, of stink.

Sometimes Pete can be a real assbake, I mean holy fuck!SOMEONE OPEN A GODDAMN WINDOW!!!!!

by Mai-Ling Melsinate November 24, 2006

Asscake

A mean, ignorant and insensitive person who makes a complete ass of themself.

Person 1: That guy is such an asscake!
Person 2: Yeah I know!

by Teaflowers June 28, 2010

Android Asstaking

The process of taking somebody's ass with the aid of Android Applications.

"My friend was Android Asstaking me all morning doode!"

"What'd he do?"

"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."

"Droid maan!"

by gickeleshut August 28, 2012

Asscake

When you take a dump that has the consistency of cake mix after eating nothing but alcohol the night before.

"Dude, i got totally wasted last night. When i had a dump this morning is was Asscake!"

by tenbadgers November 6, 2009