assholeism

of or retaining to being an asshole; practicing asshole behavior; public diagnosis of being a mean, snobby, and disrespectful person; also is main diagnosis for college professors and dorm resident advisors. It is usually treated within a time span, and treatment consists of turning the stick up someone's ass about an inch every visit to the assholeologist.

So, I see you have been diagnosed with assholeism.

by aycockhallanonymous December 21, 2009

'the' asshole

1. Person who will always be seen in a negative light,whether or not they are responsible for something that has gone wrong

She is 'the' asshole of her family,but she is really nice girl.I don't know why they dislike her so much

by refriedbiff August 17, 2009

Assholitis

Emanating an aura of aggressiveness and disdain towards others. It occurs in people from all ethnic groups; males are affected about three to four times more often than females unless provoked. Common side effect are the use of the word "stupid!" and attraction to physical violence and alcoholic beverages.

"Oh wow, I think I'm catching assholitis from you!!"

by xicana xingona June 21, 2007

asshole

Your current boss.

"I work for SUCH an ASSHOLE."

by Anonymous January 30, 2006

assholeness

to possess the trait of being an asshole; to be a major asshole

-Dan is almost as much of an asshole as Sean!
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.

by hate you November 5, 2007

Assholity

The quality or condition of assholish behavior; the state of being an asshole

"The assholity of Glenn Beck boggles the mind."

by ETYLF August 4, 2009

assholing

The act of being an asshole.

Damn it Matt, your assholing all over the place.

by Matt O January 22, 2004