Asstrology

the study of the movements and relative positions of celebrity butts interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world.

/əˈsträləjē/

I am studying a paper on Kim Kardashian for my Asstrology class, in my bathroom, with my buddy, Dick.

Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus

by Michael de Nostradanus January 5, 2016

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Asstrovert

An extrovert who criticizes introverts for being introverts

Person 1: If you try hard enough you can be an extrovert like me .
Person 2: If you try hard enough you can be an introvert.
Person 1: Why would I do that? no
Person 2: Than stop being an asstrovert.

by Middmaster1 September 23, 2019

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Asstroll

A combination of asshole and troll, i.e. a troll who is a complete asshole. Even more obnoxious than your average run-of-the-mill troll.

Asstrolls are running wild on the internet and shitposting everywhere.

by Rudy Ray Dolemite January 30, 2017

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Asstronomer

A person who gazes at the female ass and who observes with detail how the ass moves when walking. An asstronomer also tracks the tail as it passes by.

Matty had to study Uranus before he was considered to be an asstronomer.

by smatty21 March 30, 2010

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A short form of Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, a historical fantasy third person action-adventure video game developed by Ubisoft Montreal. Also sounds like a crude sexual reference for the uninformed.

Played some solo ASSBRO last night. Ya know, to practice.

by NotScottKurtz November 26, 2010

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