ascension

An erection that is holy.

When a priest/rabbi/other religious figure has an erection, they have an ascension.

"Ha ha, he got an ascension on the altar."

by Shmonor May 21, 2008

Ascension Quality

Very Shitty quality

That noname brand is Ascension Quality

by A Q man May 17, 2011

Ascension

Used to describe one of the greatest Power metal bands in the UK, also of the same name Ascension

" Hey, are you going to the Ascension gig tonight? "
" YES! who isnt? "

by power_metal October 29, 2008

Assensitive

People who are neither sensitive nor insensitive.

My crush is assensitive. She's a very shy person and at the same time bites people.

by dashiedash August 31, 2015

Asensio

In addition to the top definition Asensio also supports the Yankees which makes him very very stupid and stinky

Senor Flopper: @King• did you know @Asensio supports the Yankees?
King•: LMFAO NO WAY

by Also Bald_Messi May 31, 2021

Ascension

A super gay school located in burlington ontario. its super ghetto and is found on top of a duct-tape factory. The teachers are extremely shitty and nobody will be a supply teacher for the big kids. If you are planning on sending your kiddos to Ascension they will most likely learn to be a slut and have no good teachers ever.

"Lol, you sent your kids to Ascension?"

"haahaa sucks for them!"

by imcoolerdanyou November 22, 2013

Dual-Ascension

After each lovers soul is projected into the real world through truth and honesty, they are then fused together by the power of love to create one dying entity to rise above all the universe and into the heavens where an eternity of contentment and everlasting nirvana shall follow soon afterwards.

"The end met by Romeo and Juliet was not a tragedy, but an instance of dual-ascension."

by brendan ess December 31, 2003