asscalade

An Asscalade is an oversized useless vehicle driven by stuck-up bitches and pompous ass-holes who think they own the road. These drivers will also cut you off, usually without a signal, because they think they own the road.

Holy shit! That stupid bitch in the Asscalade nearly clipped our front end!

by sassyred April 30, 2009

Arsch offen

Rude german expression for beeing nuts

Der Penner hat doch den Arsch offen! = That jerk is completely nuts!

by jassler May 17, 2008

Asscheeks

Logan Paul’s boxing skills

Person 1:Dude did u see the KSI vs. Logan Paul boxing match?

Person 2: ya Logan Paul was asscheeks

by ImFunnySometimes August 25, 2018

Arschkarte (German)

1. Arschkarte:
Arsch=Ass
Karte=card
Arschkarte=Asscard
A synonym for the "red card" in soccer.
Reason: When they started to watch soccer on the TV, they couldn't tell the yellow cards from the red cards, because of the lack of color. So The referees started to keep the yellow card in the bag of their shirt and the red one in their trousers. So iteraly near their ass.

2.Arschkarte:
If something went wrong, you got the bad card, ergo the arschkarte.

1. Das ist doch kein Grund für die scheiß Arschkarte (german)!
That's not a reason for the damm red card!

2. Da hast du voll die Arschkarte gezogen!
You got the bad card/Dude thas bad luck

by Ashere June 16, 2007

arschloch

Arschloch is the German word for Asshole. You could also you Arsch.

Du bist einen Arschloch! VERPISS DICH!

Translation:
You are an Asshole! Fuck off (or fuck you)

by Court March 8, 2005

Assaholic

Noun 1. A person who seems addicted to behaving like an asshole. 2. An alcoholic who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.

3. Someone addicted to asses.

"John, even at my mother's funeral, you still acted like a jerk. I swear you are an assaholic. I want a divorce!"

by funkstank June 29, 2009

Arsch wischen

The commonly used word "Asswipe" in the German language

*Mexico vs Germany World cup 2018 FT"

Mexico: Que pedo wey pense que ustedes eran el mejor
Germany: Scheiß auf dich rücksichtslos Arsch wischen

by fapGod69 July 30, 2018