assbogganing

to slide down a flight of stairs on your behind, especially the snow and ice covered steps leading to your own front door.

N.B. this word is an amalgamation of the terms (ass a.k.a. behind) and tobogganing)

son: I never tried assbogganing down our front steps. mom, can i please.

Mom: no, I won't stand for it. Now, if you want to make yourself useful around the house, my favorite idiotager, instead of assbogganing down the front steps, get a shovel and some salt, clean the bloody snow and ice off the front steps. Not as many people as you are as masochistic as to like assbogganing for fun.

son (sulks at his mother, then shoves off to clean the snow and ice off the front steps)

by Sexydimma February 24, 2013

Assboom

The assboom refers to a large bomb of watery feces exploding in your anus.

"Oh my god, I'm having an assboom!"

by MooCow March 19, 2005

Assbortion

When you have a large,hard peice of poop stuck in your butthole and you have to use a clothes hanger to pry it out. Common in people who hold in their shit for more than 15 days.

Dude I was sitting on the toilet for 3 hours last night trying to take a shit. Then I called my mom to come give me an assbortion.

by Tyroneinyoass666 November 16, 2014

assboondocks

Shitty part of town that smells like fuckin poop

We're out here in the assboondocks bro it smells like shit!

by Turdpope July 21, 2017

Assbowl

ass·bowl n. non-vulgar version of asshole suitable for on air broadcasting

Yeah Alanis, you sound like a real assbowl.

by LeisureSuitLink May 19, 2004

assboobies

When your cleavage is so abundant, that your breasts form what looks like ass cheeks.

Erica has some excellent assboobies in that shirt today.

by Vermal May 9, 2008

Assbonging

Like a beer bong, but in the ass.

He died assbonging an entire six can of beer.

by Hamstown April 22, 2017