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Assballed

Being corn holed so deeply by an organization, co-worker or friend that their balls actually touch your ass. (Figuratively speaking, of course)
I was completely assballed by the IRS this year when I filed my taxes.
by BBpitcher30 March 19, 2010
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Assbelongker

In a condinance to Assmaster

One who is below Assmaster or learning the ways of Assmasterier

When used in turn of calling someone a Assbelongker;

Insult- Meaning someone who is extremly gay or loving of the Anal Sex (FOR MALES ONLY)

Props- Meaning someone who is learning the ways of becoming a Master of the Ass
*after someone says something that really pissed you off at the wrong time*

Shane, your such a fucking assbelongker. Damn it!

*After your best friend got a nice piece of ass*

Dude, I didn't know you where taking after Jonny! You'er becoming a really assbelongker
by Adriel J. Longsworth October 14, 2007
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assbelunker

To be a belunker of ones ass. To pack the fudge, give a human booster shot, or to star on queer eye for the sraight guy. Any one who is referred to as an assbelunker, probably is one, and should crawl inside their own ass and die.
"Eat penguin shit, you assbelunker."
"When your done belunking your self in the ass, can you please help me sweep the floor, Mrs. Langcaster, you assbelunker."
"That vice principal made me get the juice box i threw into the bleachers and throw it in the garbage, so I called him an assbelunker, and he accepted it."
by Nick The Man December 28, 2005
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asswell

Another way to say aswell, with a bit of humor. If using the word asswell, after the sentence one must say,"and yes, I did just say asswell. Twice."
I went to the food store and got some pickles asswell as peanut butter, and yes I did just say asswell. Twice.
by 3heilo November 7, 2006
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asstell

omg she just asstelled that im gay
by ayden November 10, 2007
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assbelt

A thick leather belt strung up your ass so far that you can't find it once you lose it.
"Damn, nigga, yo assbelt is shit-stained"
by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016
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assbelly

when someone is so fat that their ass actually hangs over their belt-line, looking like a small belly on their ass, very rare, and only found on the fattest of fatasses
assbelly fat people
by leg#3 May 13, 2010
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