1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS

A hotline for women to refer men to who rudely hit on them in front of their significant other, or just hit on them in general.

Girl 1: "This scrubby ass guy try getting my number today."

Girl 2: "You should've told him 1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS..."

by Silvermold November 21, 2011

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A US Air Force cargo plane fully loaded with combat equipped US Army Paratroopers - Some of the nations most unequivocally certified bad ass motherfuckers - on their way to a real world, or simulated airborne insertion.

When those Paratroop Doors open over what ever third world shit-pile they've been dispensed to, and that jump caution light turns green all manners of whoop-ass will assuredly commence on the ground below.

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You see that C17 Globemaster out there on the tarmac son? That Aircraft can hold 102 combat equipped paratroopers. When the President picks up the red phone and dials, they can have that can of whoop ass in the air smokin, headed anywhere in the World in 18 hours or less.

by ABN_PMPN505 June 21, 2011

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An actual energy drink, according to a recent issue of National Geographic.

See this? (shoves can in listener's face) I'm about to open up a can of Whoop Ass.

by Misterdoe February 8, 2005

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When one can just won't do, open an entire 24 can case of whoop ass, and let the ass kickin' begin.

1. Did you see that case of whoop ass Ben opened on Jerry? I thought the morgue would be Jerry's next stop!

2. Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!

Go ahead, I got a whole case of whoop ass just setting here, and it has easy open lids!

by Cosmic Prune November 1, 2010