V. The act of placing recently expelled or "fresh" human feces into both ears of ones sexual partner. Then clapping hands over the partner's ears and yelling peanut. This is a variant to the wet willy, and often used in Angola.
N. A lady who enjoys showing her ass often.
N. A lady who enjoys showing her ass often.
"Did you even asmeda your girl last night, bro?" -Bro1
"Are you talking about that bitch from Edina?" -Bro2
"No, she is from Angola" -Bro1
"Are you talking about that bitch from Edina?" -Bro2
"No, she is from Angola" -Bro1
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Get the Asmara mug.French / Italian for Parent-Ass. When you have the misfortune of hearing your parents get a piece of ass.
MARVIN (on the telephone): Hey, Brian, I need to come over ASAP.
BRIAN: Okay, but, why don't I come over there; your house is way cooler.
MARVIN: No, dude, Asperante! They're REALLY loud -- can't you hear them?
BRIAN: Oh, gross! You're right, I can! But, won't they be done real soon?
MARVIN: Hell no! The last time I was grounded, and I couldn't leave, and I timed them, and it was 1 hour and 47 minutes!
BRIAN: Alright, alright. Come over now dude. Sorry about the Asperante.
MARVIN RUNS OUT THE DOOR SO FAST, HE LEAVES THE DOOR AND SCREEN DOOR OPEN. THE DOG AND CAT SOON FIND OUT AND START ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE CAT KILLS A BIRD AT MRS. HENDRIX BIRD FEEDER, AND THE DOG EATS TWO TODDLERS' ICE CREAM CONES. WHEN MARVIN GETS HOME, HE WILL BE GROUNDED. HE WILL EXPERIENCE THE NEXT ASPERANTE WITH ZERO RELIEF!
BRIAN: Okay, but, why don't I come over there; your house is way cooler.
MARVIN: No, dude, Asperante! They're REALLY loud -- can't you hear them?
BRIAN: Oh, gross! You're right, I can! But, won't they be done real soon?
MARVIN: Hell no! The last time I was grounded, and I couldn't leave, and I timed them, and it was 1 hour and 47 minutes!
BRIAN: Alright, alright. Come over now dude. Sorry about the Asperante.
MARVIN RUNS OUT THE DOOR SO FAST, HE LEAVES THE DOOR AND SCREEN DOOR OPEN. THE DOG AND CAT SOON FIND OUT AND START ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE CAT KILLS A BIRD AT MRS. HENDRIX BIRD FEEDER, AND THE DOG EATS TWO TODDLERS' ICE CREAM CONES. WHEN MARVIN GETS HOME, HE WILL BE GROUNDED. HE WILL EXPERIENCE THE NEXT ASPERANTE WITH ZERO RELIEF!
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Kayla: Hey :)
Jason: Sup? *sits down next to*
Kayla: What does the ** mean?
Jason: I’m asteracting ;)
Jason: Sup? *sits down next to*
Kayla: What does the ** mean?
Jason: I’m asteracting ;)
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