Absofuckerlutely

Describe a situation that you are more that 100% sure.

Davy is an SO, that is bsofuckerlutely obvious.

by Mokonamon May 8, 2005

asspucker

Spastic contractions of your sphincter muscle after taking a not so satisying shit. Also common after fits of Cryarrhea

Tim's shit was cut short by the doorbell giving him about 5 minutes of uncomfortable asspucker.

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

Gashfucker

A heterosexual man.

Oi! Gashfucker, getcher arse over here

by M July 30, 2003

assfucker

Someone who is annoying you or is a pain in your ass.

My boss is such an assfucker, he's always threatening to fire me.

by KyERnurse August 31, 2009

The Coles assfucker

When someone is dared to run naked through coles, grab a roast chicken out of the heating box, and fuck it in the ass until one's dick is red and burnt.

" Yo, will told me this story one time of when his frat friends dared him to bang a chicken in a coles, everybody's calling him the coles assfucker now bro!"

by NorrisButtBuddy May 12, 2018

Assfucker

Slang for "asshole" When someone does something or says something that is not liked.

You are such an asshole

by Dubie March 25, 2005

Assfucker

someone who fucks doggie style

by Cemore Butts October 13, 2003