ASD

After School Dump

Bro 1:Yo man I ate some bad fried chicken now I gotta take an ASD
Bro 2:What do you expect? It's the schools FRIED CHICKEN!

by Tommy-sun21 December 13, 2010

asde

Nickname for the worlds most talented gamer overall. He's a native of Sweden.

Asde boy is fucking sick dude!

by AsdeBoy September 22, 2017

ASD

Attention seeking disorder

Person 1: That stupid girl was walking in the middle of the road with a bright orange mini skirt on

Person 2: Oh man she had a bad case of ASD

by Dubstep.girl August 21, 2009

ASDS

(Anal Shaft Driving Syndrome)
When a man is so infatuated with the idea of anal sex, he is constanty talking about it, practicing on stuffed animals, and watching porn just so he can get it right.

(music playing on radio:
A$$ by Big Sean)

Jerry: Dude! I love this song!!
Herbert: Jerry stop it before you get ASDS!
Jerry: Don't worry, I won't fall off the deep end like Fred.

Meanwhile Fred's House....
Fred: Awwwwww Yeahhhh (he exclaims as he rapes the back end on a teddy bear for practice)

by bergie404 April 1, 2012

ASD

After Sex Durry

Got up and had an ASD last night before going back to bed to get some sleep

by MellyMooster May 21, 2015

ASD

1.used in Shakespearian literature an acronym for average sagging dick meaning a struggling lower class male with little to no education.

2.Used today as an insult for someones penis

1.my lord some ASD is at the gates begging for food, send him away king George replied
2. My boyfriend has an ASD I can barely feel it

by David Davidson2 June 5, 2017

ASD

A Skylit Drive.
Acronym for the name of American post-hardcore
band A Skylit Drive. They are from Lodi, California.

K: Yo Jeff! Did you listen to the new ASD album yet?
J: Not yet dude, lemme hear it!
K: Here dude.
J: Dude A Skylit Drive is the shit bro.

by SchafferJunior July 10, 2011