Arkansas

Quite potentially the worst of the 50 states of the United States of America. A red state and home of the Red Wolves (formerly the Indians) and more meth addicts than you can shake a stick at. Contrary to what others have said, anyone who has been to, lived in or knows anything about Arkansas can confirm that the state is comprised mostly of redneck hicks, zealots and republicans (often if one is one of these things, they’re the other two as well).

Despite this, the state actually is quite beautiful, earning its name, “The Natural State” quite fairly.

Arkansas is a very beautiful state. Its people, not so much.

by Nalyd Enash July 08, 2018

Arkansas River

The Arkansas River is some of the baddest whitewater kayakingin North America and also has some of the most family-friendly whitewater rafting anywhere. "The Ark" begins near Leadville, Colorado and flows south through the Upper Arkansas River Valley. The area near Buena Vista is an outdoors aficionado's paradise with numerous fourteener peaks in the Collegiate Peaks, road cycling, mountain biking, trail running, climbing, bouldering, hiking, and much more. In winter, Alpine, Nordic, and backcountry skiing & snowboarding and snowshoeing are available. The floor of the Valley from Buena Vista to Salida has a pretty mild climate year-round and for this reason is sometimes called the Banana Belt. You can go skiing or snowshoeing on the west side of the Valley or rock climb, mountain bike, hike, etc. on the east side on many winter days Buena Vista has one of the world's great outdoor shops, The Trailhead. They are really willing to help you out with whatever you need, including information about places to go.

Kim - "We're going on a rafting vacation this summer on the Arkansas River in Colorado."

Martha - "WOW! That's great! There is so much to do there too! Make sure you visit The Trailhead in Buena Vista, they'll set you up - check them out online before you go."

by da Chetster March 07, 2009

Arkansas Tornado

The act of a man--after having sex with an extremely drunk female who passes out soon thereafter--breaking and throwing on the floor everything in her apartment, including but not limited to clothes, appliances, and furniture. The man then leaves. Personal items, such as sentimental pictures, jewelry, and pets, make for a more intense Arkansas Tornado.

I totally Arkansas Tornadoed this wasted girl last night. Katrina's got nothing on me.

by Imran Farooqi May 01, 2010

Arkansas Knuckleball

When engaging in intercourse with a woman from behind in the vagina, a quick, sudden and forceful penetration of the anus. Often occuring as an accident, it may also occur as a "How do you do!" to simply ring her bell.

Last time I was bangin'-it-in with that bitch, I gave her a donkey punch, so to spice things up, I gave her the ole' Arkansas knuckleball!

by AssInClass December 21, 2008

Arkansas Tumbleweed

A plastic shopping bag, usually from wal-mart, that is being blown around by the wind.

The opening scene in American Beauty features a plastic shopping bag (an Arkansas tumbleweed) being tossed around by a mild breeze.

by Eddie Sharp September 19, 2007

Arkansas Waterfall

when a toilet is clogged and you attempt to flush, at which time the toilet overflows releasing water in all directions.

Guy 1 "I just hit the can and when I flushed, the toilet overflowed and water went everywhere!"

Guy 2 "Looks like you got to swim in an Arkansas Waterfall."

by DR. DISTRUCTO January 05, 2012

A Barn In Arkansas

"She looks like a barn in Arkansas" In short meaning "she's ugly". A phrase created by the popular Youtuber ChilledChaos in a video of himself and friends playing wheel of fortune.

1. (Direct quote from the video)

Chilled *in southern accent*: "Yeah just like a barn in Arkansas"

Chilled *normal voice*: "what does that mean?"
*southern accent*: "It means she's ugly"

2. Friend 1: Bro did you see that girl I hit up yesterday!?
Friend 2: Bro what you mean? She looks like a barn in Arkansas

by Call Me Mark August 07, 2018