An Ardernity

Its no longer an Eternity its an Ardernity:

“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.

“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.

by MsKittycatmeow March 20, 2022

Jacinda Adern

A New Zealand Politician who redefined that nation's political culture by appearing sooo nice that she wont lower herself to actually answer any questions, but simply tilts her head on one side and smiles with an understanding look spreading the watermelon sugar far and wide. She thereby created a race to be nicer than the other politician Karens, thereby claiming the moral high-ground in all debate.

To do a Jacinda is to utter meaningless platitudes while appearing like you are the better person. A very sophisticated form of passive aggressive behaviour, or how to appear like the ONLY grown up in the room.

Justin - is it true that Ed Sheeran asked to sing at Jacinda Adern's wedding?
Yes Emmanuel, but she refused because she doesn't deserve Perfect, she's going Ghetto Spread cos of all the poor children of the world getting the Rona.
Just Thinking Out Loud Justin, but none of us woke yesterday, her Main Character Syndrome will want him to beg for it first.

by Louie the Red June 25, 2021

ardennes

Extremely based, redpilled and all the rest. an unofficial lefty/pol/ specialist. He's a great guy, makes funny jokes. Definitely knows the scoop, would want him around at all times. Hates white women. Also loves the Pink Floyd band.

Dylan - "Have you heard Dogs (Animals, 1977)?"
Steve - "No, you're being such an Ardennes!"

by smeasitnvrws April 5, 2021

ardent

characterized by warmth of feeling typically expressed in eager support or activity

the community was ardent in their search for the missing child

by jairo arroyo September 21, 2007

Arden Middle School

A school that is full of thots and blockheads. The hallways are small as fuck and half of the dam lockers are older then Rome there was also dip shits that thought they could beat the fuck out of someone even though they couldn’t even go a day without fucking starbucks.

I remember going to Arden Middle School they got a complaint from mcdonalds for kids acting like a bunch of crack heads

by iLiK30 September 26, 2018

Arden

He is the best man around. He can be an awesome friend, boyfriend or brother. He always cares for others and can cheer people up in a heartbeat. He loves making new friends and is very outgoing in whatever activity he is doing. He is very well-rounded, meaning musically talented while still being involved in sports and also finding time for friends. He tends to dress well and loves to suit up. His goals in life would be to impact someone one day or simply help others, like becoming a teacher. He is a great motivator and coach, like for running. He has the best eyes in the world that lighten up every time he smiles. His smile is also perfect and even his laugh is contagious. He also has a great sense of humor that everyone can relate to. If anyone ever meets an Arden, he will turn their life upside down and make them the happiest they have ever been.

Adeline: "Did you talk to that new kid, Arden?"
Gwyneth: "Yes! He is totally awesome!"
Adeline: "I know right! I feel like he will be legendary one day!"
Gwyneth: "Exactly! He could be the next Captain America!"

by scherbatsky December 17, 2013

ardernite

A staunch defender of the New Zealand Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern. One who refuses to see or believe anything that makes the PM look bad and will follow all her dictates with blind obedience.

Captain’s Log, Stardate 031121.523

We are now in day 78 of our imprisonment by the Ardernites.

Their Dear Leader, a creature bearing the resemblance of a praying mantis, has gone missing in action.

by Kiwi Brian November 5, 2021