alchaeologist

(noun) One who studies ancient cocktail recipes and searches for lost libations. A combination of alcohol & archaeologist.

An alcoholic will order a Mai Tai and keep drinking them for two hours. An alchaeologist will order a Mai Tai and argue for two hours whether Trader Vic or Don the Beachcomber invented it, which version is better, and which secret ingredients belong in it.

by biggs33 May 11, 2009

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anal archeologist

1.a person who uses his cock to give a another person anal pleasure

2. an insult to a person

hey you anal archeologist

by billy bob 009 January 6, 2008

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Archeologist

A legal grave robber

"Look at that archeologist, doing some legal grave robbing. I cant believe they just let them do that, the dinosaurs need to rest in peace."

by Me me big pseudonym June 16, 2020

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archaeologist

young men who prey on older ladies. Some refer to them as cougar/puma/jaguar hawks/bait, but that is not the case. Archaeologists like digging through the dusty old things!

Oh watch out Rebecca that boy is an Archaeologist. He was with Diane last week!

by Pischtoph June 6, 2016

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Archaeologist

Most commonly found scraping dirt off dinosaur bones, archaeologists are the Girl Guides of social science. Can always be relied upon to carry obscure equipment, which makes them useful in everyday situations and absolutely essential in case of attack by the undead.

Social Anthropologist: "If only I could somehow get level with those runes lining the walls of the pit I could translate them!"
Token Archaeologist: "I have some rope and a harness in my bag."

Person in Street: "I'm having a heart attack!"
Passing Archaeologist: "Here, take my spare defibrillator."

by Chuckney July 16, 2009

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