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crack a rat

A method of saying one has flatulated without offending geriatric ears. Similar to the Australian phrase of "opened your lunch." People no longer have to say "he farted."
Dude, who cracked a rat? Jimmie, do you need to go change your draws?

Ah man, I just cracked a rat so bad, it tweeked my seat!
by JLG September 8, 2003
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arataki itto

man… when i tell you this mf will make you cum in one look i mean that shi,he is the hottest fucking man to walk the genshin earth. did i mention that he also has the biggest yogurt slinger? i don’t think i did. oh and arataki itto has the biggest yogurt slinger! yeah,anyways he should like rlly give me his kids
person 1: yo?? it’s that one guy named arataki itto!! the one that makes you cum instantly with his looks!! *cums*

person 2: no fr!!!??? *looks over and cums*
by ittopegger October 20, 2021
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Throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99"

A phrase exclaimed in times of total bewilderment.
Well throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99", I had no idea Kerry was a girl - I swear I saw a ball hanging out swimmimg last week.
by Zonal K June 24, 2018
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oh shit a rat

the most godly meme out there, if you see a cup you can be like "oh shit a cup" then put your hand in your pant and jump side to side
"Oh shit my dad" that is a example on what you can say

oh shit a rat!
by P0RKYZZ June 21, 2019
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Arati

a) Arati is a holy Hindu ritual that is performed in the morning and the evening.

b) Arati is kind and nurturing girl, but is brutally honest. She is hardworking and loyal to her friends. Arati also loves hugging people and is a definite person who you can trust.
a) My mother and I do arati every morning and night.

b) Person 1: Hey, are you okay?

Person 2: Yeah, it's just that Arati told me I should see a doctor because my breath stinks...

Person 1: Arati has a point, your breath really does smell
by Daikriti💖 August 18, 2015
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give a rat's ass

verb (to): to literally give a fuck about something
mother: Adrian, I want you to save your sinking Titanic. The only way you can do this right now, is guess what, to give a rat's ass about your future.

Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?
by Sexydimma November 3, 2012
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AW SHIT, A RAT!!!

A video meme that consists of a man jumping up and down/side to side shouting "AW SHIT, A RAT!!!" and consistantly trying to kill it
Use "AW SHIT, A RAT!!!" whenever you want
by NeonKiwi July 29, 2019
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