APUSHitis

When you don't go to school simply because you want to avoid APUSH. ie. Pretending to be sick to miss a test.

Jack: You weren't in school today. You missed the APUSH test.

Tom: Dude, I know. I wanted to miss it. I had APUSHitis.

by Woahhhhthereee. March 15, 2010

APUSH

the class that Assassinates People Using Stressful Homework

Sophomore: I'm taking APUSH next year.
Junior: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by apush survivor October 11, 2010

AP US History

cause of death for anyone taking it

Person A: What happened to Christy
Person B: Oh she took AP US History this year.
Person A: Oh. So when's the funeral

by Sexymustache May 3, 2015

Ap us history

-A class that you only take solely to boost your GPA, although many people's GPAs decrease substantially
-A class to prepare you for the AP exam that probably 35% of the student population passes in the United States depending on the teacher you have.
-Students copy tidbit information off AP notes without actually retaining any substance because it's boring and putting it eloquently,sucks balls.

Bacon's Rebellion is so enthralling theres a chance that I could potentially joygasm

When in AP Us History I learn information that I am going to use in the real world and the rest of my life.

by Jackie Jackie January 29, 2008

APUSH

A class made for masochists. Any who would appretiate a constant feeling of both ineptitude and a HUGE inferiority complex, would be wise to take this class from hell.

There have been a series of cases that result in death, either self-inflicted or stroke related, with this course.

I've got to read 20 pages on George Washington Carver's extensive experiments with penuts for APUSH tonight, we'll finish the last half in class tomorrow.

by JoffrayStirr September 5, 2009

AP US History

A fun class if you're decently intelligent and you enjoy history. Otherwise it's hell on Earth. Most teachers are like the 1850s slave-drivers you'll read about and make you take several HARD tests every week. It's typical for about a quarter of the class to fail these even though they bum-studied for 10 hours the night before.

Haha suckas, I got a 94 in AP US History and a 5 on the exam. I was also the first person at our school in 6 years to get a 100% on a test. That's how BS the tests are.

Bob: "Hey Ron, how'd you do on the History test?"

Ron: "I got a 78! Whoo!"

Bob: "Nice man!" *high fives*

Bob and Ron aren't your average scene-kid slackers who don't give a shit, they're diligent AP students. No exaggeration there! I got a 78 once and was completely euphoric.

by Randwulf July 19, 2009

ap us history

The most boring class you could ever take in high school. your chances of passing it are next to none. do not take us history if you dont already have a 5.0 gpa from taking all honors classes since your freshman year, you hate studying, and your writing skills suck. You are guaranteed to fail if you cannot write a paper. Even practice DBQ's are impossible to pass. youre not even writing the paper and you cant pass! if you choose apush you are screwed in the ass. boring lectures where you take useless notes because theyre not even on the damn test. you wont pass the test unless you study your stupid ID's. yeah, those things that you write who, what, when, where, why and how for a whopping list of sixty things, which takes you about six hours to get through unless you actually have friends. GOOD LUCK. you wont pass one test unless you actually read the sixteen chapters assigned two days before. GOOD FUCKING LUCK.

"do you want to go white water rafting this weekend?"
"no, sorry i cant. im too busy studying for my ap us history test."

by ohnoitsdanniejay April 26, 2009