APUSHitis

When you don't go to school simply because you want to avoid APUSH. ie. Pretending to be sick to miss a test.

Jack: You weren't in school today. You missed the APUSH test.

Tom: Dude, I know. I wanted to miss it. I had APUSHitis.

APUSHitis by Woahhhhthereee. March 15, 2010

Aushitsm

When you have so much autism that you just shit.

Yo dog that kid got aushitsm bruh.

Aushitsm by GUZZLE BUDDY May 6, 2018

Anusitis 

An intense puckering of the anus, creating soreness and pain. Typical cause is from sitting on a bicycle seat too long.

After the bike ride I was suffering from an acute case of anusitis, making it hard for me to sit.

Anusitis by burfus man July 16, 2021

social apathitis

...the contagious dis-ease or illness that is epidemic throughout society...

Symptoms include: ignorance and deliberate bashing of the vulnerable groups of people... This sociopathic illness does not discriminate on who is chosen for its carriers: it crosses all races, cultures, econo-classes, ethnicities, ages, genders and orientations, spiritual or sexual.

That politician has social apathitis or he would not have made more cuts to the budget for sick people.

social apathitis by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008

Adshitising 

Advertising useless shit, making sites dedicated to advertising other sites.

That site adshitises 50 different kinds of truck tires.
He likes adshitising cooking pans...

Adshitising by Uncle_Batman November 8, 2011

Alushitshi 

To pull an Alushitshi is to jump onto a desk during an exam start singing wap, while breakdancing on top of it and spinning like a fidget spinner, all while ejaculating a glowing river.

Yesterday he pulled an Alushitshi and was expelled from the school.

During the final exam he pulled an Alushitshi and was suspended for one week and was given a 0.

Alushitshi by user998181 November 24, 2021

ausitism 

a person named austin who is autistic

all autistic austin’s are ausitism
austin: i’m autistic guys
his friends: ur an ausitism

ausitism by retardednibba69 March 11, 2024