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Richard Appleseed

A lesser-known figure in the botanical history of The Americas. Instrumental in promulgating genetic diversity across all terrains and a variety of subjects. Known for: powerful pheromonal presence, wide-spread dissemination, and proclivity for cupcakes.

See also: seed-dispersal; American history; biological urges; tales from the New York elite; The Hero's Journey.
by A modest historian July 7, 2018
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Appleseeds

Someone who doesn’t make modern mistakes.
We should thanks all bicyclists for being good appleseeds - for not making the modern mistake of ruining the planet.
by Cherrypit October 14, 2025
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