bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch

Someone who has never made a decision in their life.

Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Ambidextrous

The act of being able to masturbate with both hands without having arm tensions.

Dude 1 - "Damn, man did you see Jill last night? She was giving two dudes handies without stopping!"

Dude 2 - "Man, I know, she's pretty ambidextrous.

by TheToLsOnattor December 31, 2011

Antidextrous

adj. When one hand doesn't know what the other is doing.

We're a bit antidextrous at work today.

by MeatAxe October 1, 2003

ambidextrous

Being able to masturbate woth both hands.

I wish I was ambidextrous.

by Derw June 11, 2006

ambidextrous midnight

When you fap to much with one hand so you switch it up by fapping with the other to even your arm strength out

Oh shit my right arm swoll, I need to have a ambidextrous midnight.

by Idk hi April 1, 2018

Ambidextrous

When your hands are bisexual

"Their hands had come out as bisexual, unlike the rest of them, who had consequently come out as ambidextrous"

by Silvermist Ranger March 27, 2022

Ambidextrous Moment

An ambidextrous moment is that awkward moment when somebody who is ambidextrous is asked if they are a lefty or a righty, and they just sit there awkwardly and stare.

Person 1: "Dude, at basketball I had an ambidextrous moment when the coach asked me what my shooting hand was"
Person 2: "Owned"

by skmad12 June 9, 2013