apparated

A word that was once not defined by Urban Dictionary.

Guy: I just looked up apparated on Urban Dictionary, but it wasn't there!!
Girl: It is now :)

by mynameisrudolph December 18, 2010

Apparatus Theory

A metal/hardcore band, from victoria. Known for their energetic live shows across western canada. 4 bros havin a good time and exploding eardrums.

"Are you going to the apparatus theory show tonight?"
"FUCK YAA"

by vicscene September 21, 2009

Golgi apparatus

A person that means a that you love with your whole heart , A cutie patootie , and has amazing texture

Man she’s my Golgi apparatus bro no joke

by Johnny sinns April 29, 2020

apparatus

Another word for a bong, pipe, or papers to smoke weed.

Hey man, you got the apparatus? I've got the buds!

by Kamikaze - Brad September 21, 2003

apparatus

A geeky or nerdy word for tool / gear.

Patrick: That smart guy has his apparatus beside him.
Nicholas: That is Samuel's D&D box set.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 1, 2020

golgi apparatus

While completing completely useless TAKS packets in a chemistry pre-ap class, one of the members of the roflcopter crew (including romo, lucio, pakiprince, and cha) declares that the teacher is a 'golgi apparatus' for giving us such lund-chuusing work. It was then used day-in and day-out spreading the use of this great word.

the many different forms;

1. n. - One who is deficient in judgment, sense, or understanding.; tard

2. adj. - Lacking or exhibiting a lack of good sense or judgment; tard-like

3. Verb. - can mean anything you you bhenchods want it to mean

1. That golgi apparatus, Herod needs to teach us the lesson and not show so many useless videos.

2. That test over Acids and Bases was very golgi apparatus-like.

3. Im going to golgi apparatus all over Lanny tomorrow! ^-^

by pakprince 202 May 5, 2005

Goat Peeling Apparatus©

The well honed instrument of the Goat Peelers. Resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. The Goat Peeler, applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the Goat's size, shape and coarseness of fur; in an equally timely manner counter-clockwise rotates the handle of the spit to which the Goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed Goat...executing in extreme prejudice, with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the Goat to expire during the process.

Jebediah: "Jared, have you sharpened your Goat Peeling Apparatus© for the upcoming competition?"

Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007