Apeshit

Really really really angry or pissed off!
Its not uncommon to go apeshit:
When the dog shits in yer slippers.
When your husband sleeps with your sister.
When some ugly bollocks grab asses you.
When cars purposefully splash you on your way to an interview in your lovely white suit.
Most things the average family does.

'When dad finds out you borrowed his new car, crashed it into the house then set it on fire, he's gonna go apeshit!'

by Black_Rose_325 January 13, 2009

Apeshit

When a nigger goes bonkers after eating watermelon and drinking kool-aid

That nigger Tyrone is going apeshit

by SexWithHitler November 9, 2022

Apostitute

The mage form of a prostitute. These beings are why the chantry is in a critical state. Apostitutes are usually seen standing at the side of the Inn. Waving a knicker or two.

Wizard: I found myself an Apostitute

*Group nods*

by Dracaaaarooos March 13, 2015

apeshit

To go completely off the deep end; succumb to extreme rage.

You'd go apeshit too, if somebody threw up on your 1968 Dodge Dart. That ain't no way to treat a fine Chrysler!

by Lil Ringo October 14, 2007

apeshit

Another idiom that means the same as.."Gone bananas"....but taking it to a much higher level.

"Holy Shit Joey dat guy went bannanas.. nahh Nicky he went fuggin Apeshit! After all apeshit is bananas!

by divewave December 28, 2007

apeshit

adj. An undignified loss of control, as in "To go apeshit".

"After losing the election, George went apeshit, trashing the Oval Office, the War Room, and the Clinton Memorial Bedroom."

by JJ July 13, 2004

Wicked Apeshit

(Wik‑d Ape‑shit):v‑(1) to lose all control while working on project or task (2) to not be in control of one's actions while interacting with some knucklehead who seems to lack the ability to clearly see your logical point of view

(1)-"I am going to go Wicked Apeshit on that kegerator, you won't even recognize it when I am done"
(2)-"Larry and Sam were at the brink of going wicked apeshit on Bob due to his inability to keep his ridiculous opinions to himself"

by hopsanonymous August 10, 2012