Aplologize

To laugh out loud while making an apology.

Person 1: "Ow, what the hell, you hit me in the eye!
Person 2: "Hahaha! Haha, sorry, haha!

Fred aplologized to Mark.

by PaperStrike May 13, 2009

apollogize

This term refers to shape shifting. Apollo was a famous shape shifter appearing as a dolphin or a python. Used in reference to someone who is predictably mellow but can kick wolverine booty when agitated.

You really pissed her off , dawg. She's fixin' to Apollogize.

by Heyokavadhuta September 27, 2019

I want to apologize

words spoken when the other person loses an argument with you by using a weapon

Hudson : You,re a dead meat
Carl : *hold a gun*
Hudson : I want to apologize

by Kayu Berkarat August 6, 2020

Apolojizz

When a woman gives a man an orgasm out of remorse for something she may have done. It is essentially giving the man an orgasm as an apology.

Rachel: I was a really big bitch to Kieran last night
Kate: Did you apolojizz to him?
Rachel: Yeah, I gave him a blowjob

by Mohammed Abdul Jabar December 14, 2010

Apolojizz

The act of having make-up sex.

Guy 1: My girlfriend and I had a huge fight yesterday.
Guy 2: Are things ok now?
Guy 1: Yeah, I apolojizzed.
Guy 2: Ooh, nice!

by Pickleknee October 4, 2009

apologize

when rolling dice, if you throw a loser 2-3-12 on the first roll, you need to apologize by rolling a 7-11 winner on the next roll. usually accompanied by a snapping of the fingers.

As you throw the dice, "Apologize!"

by cregets July 14, 2007

Apologies

A way of appearing to say 'sorry' when actually you mean "fuck you for highlighting our mistake. We'll fix it, but not to please you. Don't think I'll forget this any time soon".

"I can see that there's an error on the latest budget report. Apologies for that." George Osbourne, 2013 Budget announcement.

by Fray Brentos December 16, 2013