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Ass Antlers

A version of the Tramp Stamp tattoo, often a "tribal" design (ironically, worn mostly by white suburban club girls) positioned at the center of the lower back just above the "hipster" panty line, usually forming an "ass arrow" pointing toward the butthole and graphically implying the woman desires anal sex and will rejoice when you follow the sign and enter through the backdoor.
"Her Ass Antlers were so hot, and so was the faux protest and squeal when I followed instructions and buried my fresh breadstick deep in her hot chocolate fondue."

"With my crazy anal fetish, one look at her ass antlers and I knew she was the girl for me"
by Verbatim 1144 December 10, 2009
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ass antlers

A direct translations from the German, referring to tatoos, usually found on (young) women, on their backsides, below the belt line and above the cheeks. They look like the paisly designs of the '70's and remind one of the spread of a 7 point buck. Probably used to the same purpose, too
She' got 17 tattos altogether, the newest of which are those ass antlers peeking out over the tops of her jeans.
by hammer hands April 15, 2006
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thong antlers

The waistband of a thong,viewed from behind, as it separates in both directions from the fabric strip that lies between the buttocks. A thong antler is particularly visible when low-rise jeans or hipsters are worn.
Dang, look at her red thong antlers!
by Salsaman April 23, 2007
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bag of broken antlers

The phrase: "bag of broken antlers" refers to a very thin woman. She is so thin that having sex with her is like fucking a bag of broken antlers. She can hurt you with a hip bone or elbow. She has no padding on her at all. She often will have small breasts, and very likely wears a padded bra. Drug use can lead to this emaciated appearance, as can smoking and alcoholism.
1. After I ejaculated in her vagina, filling her full of goo, I noticed that I was sore all over. She is too thin and bony. She is like fucking a bag of broken antlers!

2. Those BBWs are great. You get to eat some good food after having sex with them, and they are not like fucking a bag of broken antlers.
by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010
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ass antlers

ass antlers is also known as a tramp stamp, skanky tattoo right above the ass.
by brtmrandrws June 18, 2009
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ass antlers

A lower back tattoo that looks like an ass rack. Literal translation of arschgeweih, German for tramp stamp.
by garnichts February 22, 2010
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Jesus Antlers

An abstract concept that generalizes what every white blooded American should stand for.
Cletus - Wesley, did ya remember to pick up that case of PBR and the mountain dew?
Wesley - Hell yeah, I'm always wearing my Jesus Antlers.
by Batdad Merla February 17, 2013
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