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"Did you do open asscheeks with Jenny last night?" - Bob
"Didn't have to, her ass was already so loose." - Steve
"Didn't have to, her ass was already so loose." - Steve
by Stephen D. April 17, 2007
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A metaphorical mass of "pwnage" falling rapidly down any form of group communication (e.g. forum, blog, wall post, conversation, etc.) directed at a single person or group resulting in them being buried beneath the trolling of their pride, credibility, intellect or any other interpretation of their social worth based on reputation, education or lack thereof.
A metaphorical mass of "pwnage" falling rapidly down any form of group communication (e.g. forum, blog, wall post, conversation, etc.) directed at a single person or group resulting in them being buried beneath the trolling of their pride, credibility, intellect or any other interpretation of their social worth based on reputation, education or lack thereof.
Person 1: Power-lifting and Strongman events are real workouts, CrossFit is just an easy way of getting injured.
Person 2: Oh you think so, why don't you come try a workout at the CrossFit gym with "us" today?
Person 1: You don't even know how hard I kill it in the gym everyday.
Person 2: First off why are you avoiding my workout invitation?
Person 3: You can't go talking down about something you have no idea about, when you haven't even tried it; plus I'm sure that if I went to the gym with you I could do everything you do in relation to our weight and weight being lifted.
Person 4: Did this guy just go from speaking in generalities, quantitative data, to rebutting with his qualitative experiences because he has no empirical data to back his shit it up?
Person 5: I think person 1 just got "Troll-anched"
Person 2: Oh you think so, why don't you come try a workout at the CrossFit gym with "us" today?
Person 1: You don't even know how hard I kill it in the gym everyday.
Person 2: First off why are you avoiding my workout invitation?
Person 3: You can't go talking down about something you have no idea about, when you haven't even tried it; plus I'm sure that if I went to the gym with you I could do everything you do in relation to our weight and weight being lifted.
Person 4: Did this guy just go from speaking in generalities, quantitative data, to rebutting with his qualitative experiences because he has no empirical data to back his shit it up?
Person 5: I think person 1 just got "Troll-anched"
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Eg; a gamer who plays BF2 for 12 hours straight and shits 2 times thereabouts while resuming gaming. When you scratch your nuts and it feels creamy then you got asscheese/bagcheese.
Remedy: = scrub yer taint and surrounding areas.
Remedy: = scrub yer taint and surrounding areas.
by Barrence June 30, 2006
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I got two asscheeks on my back
You know I'm comin' comin' round, when you hear that ass-clappin' sound
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Triple boom from my back
Hear my asscheeks flap!
Oh yeah.
I got two asscheeks on my back
You know I'm comin' comin' round, when you hear that ass-clappin' sound
Crack crack crack
Triple boom from my back
Hear my asscheeks flap!
Oh yeah.
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